[servo1969]

This is the most ridiculous, uninformed piece of dreck I have ever read.

The level of stupid is truly painful.

Read the comments! They are hilarious!

(Pistols are popular among handgun owners? Who knew?)

[Telepathic Intruder]

I thought #5 would be “everything else”.

[blackdog]

The most dangerous gun in America is the one pointed at you or your dog. It’s usually got a cop or employee of the state at the other end.

[cuban leaf]

It was so stupid I thought it was funny.

One thing the left really seems to have a monopoly on is arrogant ignorance.

[driftdiver]

My list:

1. An unloaded one in a time of need
2. A poorly maintained one
3. The one held by a DEA agent
4. The one held by FBI sniper Lon Horiuchi
5. In general the one held by the JBT ninja steroid pumped wanna be bad ass cop that seem to be getting hired these days.

[Malsua]

Well, who knew. Rifles, Pistols, Shotguns, Revolvers and Derringers are dangerous?

I guess that means zip guns, machine guns and 3d printed ones are A-ok?

[muir_redwoods]

Wow. The stupid just drips from this silly screed.

[Rummyfan]

The five most dangerous sports cars:
1. The VW Beetle with a Derringer.
2. The Ford Pinto with a Derringer.
3. Bicycles with Derringers.
4. Pineapples in Corvairs with Derringers.
5. The Matchbox 1968 Mercury Cougar with the Boss 302
instead of the standard 289 cubic inch with a Derringer.

[sevinufnine]

Here’s my list:

1. A gun in the hands of a felon/thug.
2. An unattended gun in reach of a child.
3. A gun in the hands of a mentally deranged individual.
4. A gun in the hands of an idiot not smart enough to be near one in the first place.
5. Worst...a gun in the hands of an oppressive government.

[ontap]

What an idiot!!!

[CrazyIvan]

” Additionally, the explosive that creates the energy to fire the gun occurs in the fixed shell of a shotgun rather than the metallic cartridge of a rifle.”

Compared to this gem the rest of the article could have been written by Jeff Cooper.

[expat1000]

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/christinerousselle/2014/07/15/twitter-has-genius-reaction-to-rolling-stones-absurd-antigun-article-n1862464

(Just 2 - more at the site)

The 5 most dangerous witchdoctor incantations:

1. Ooo
2. Eeee
3. Ah-ah
4. Walla-walla
5. Bing-bang

(Iowahawk)

Rolling Stone's Top 7 most influential music types
7. Country
6. Western
5. Rhythm
4. Blues
3. Rock
2. Roll
1. Ampersand

[lurk]

And still, the innocent looking little bathtub keeps on quietly killing thousands per year without getting anyone’s attention.

[KC_Lion]

The Top three states of Matter

1. Solid

2. Liquid

3. Gas

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Kristen's primary issue appears to be recreational drug decriminalization.

That's pretty much all you need to know.

[expat1000]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/07/15/see-why-rolling-stones-list-of-most-dangerous-guns-is-being-called-maybe-the-worst-piece-of-journalism-of-all-time/

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

And I always thought it was the man holding the gun that was dangerous.

“The sword does not kill. It is a tool in the killer’s hand.”-Lucius Annaeus Seneca, died 68 AD

[showme_the_Glory]

Coming Soon!!!!(1.) Butter knife (2.) Table Knife (3.) Steak Knife (4.) Meat Cleaver (5.) Machete

[john316]

I would give this 5th grader a B- on the research project. The marks against the 5th grader would be that they only used one source and the “bullet” points were to broad and did not contain enough detail.

[Focault's Pendulum]

This comment had me howling!

The Five Most disgusting Rags

1) Toilet Paper
2) Kleenex
3) Feminine napkins
4) Baby wipes
5)The Rolling Stone

[Dick Bachert]

I'm sending Kristen one of these to wear when she goes out after dark...

Oh wait. Kristen lives in NYC and NEVER GOES OUT AFTER DARK!