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"Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - my first country song [mega-vanity]
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| 7/31/14
| Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"
Posted on 07/31/2014 1:05:12 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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Fire away!
To: Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; devane617; ...
Massive-abuse-of-listowner's-privilege ping!
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:07:14 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Just going from the title, are you addressing this to either our current President or to one Wm. Clinton?
To: Slings and Arrows
Great title. Have you dedicated this song to Chelsea?
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:07:55 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Ok, for you, I’ll listen. Anyone who runs a kitteh ping list can’t be all bad!
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:08:53 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(Ok, the joke's over. Bring back the Constitution.)
To: Pearls Before Swine; Responsibility2nd
Great art speaks to many people. ;^)
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:09:25 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely"
"What does Nancy Pelosi tell John Boehner every day?"
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:10:09 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
To: Shimmer1
> Ok, for you, Ill listen. Anyone who runs a kitteh ping list cant be all bad!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA...err, I mean “Thank you very much.”
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:10:15 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Problem. I can’t tell what the words are saying. Must be my ears, as others are “getting” it.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:10:41 PM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(Ok, the joke's over. Bring back the Constitution.)
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:10:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:12:00 PM PDT
by
Prince of Space
(Be Breitbart, baby. LIFB.)
To: Slings and Arrows
OK
My bro is a redneck let me see if he likes it
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:12:17 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Slings and Arrows
Nice!
How did you get the Philharmonic Orchestra to back you up?
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:13:07 PM PDT
by
caver
(Obama: Home of the Whopper)
To: Shimmer1
Sounds OK to me, but I’m prejudiced. Maybe this will help:
“Your Daddy Was Drunk And Your Mama Was Lonely”
—Hopalong Ginsberg
Come over here, Junior,
And sit on Daddy’s knees.
It’s time your father told you ‘bout
The birds and the bees.
The stork, he didn’t bring you.
There weren’t no cabbage leaf.
So just be glad you’re ‘round here, boy,
And don’t give me no grief, ‘cause
You wouldn’t even be here,
Except and only
That your Daddy was drunk
And your Mama was lonely.
I was truckin’ through Shreveport
With a double heavy load;
Been weeks since I’d had any,
I was fixin’ to explode.
Went into a juke joint,
Just to get me some relief,
And that’s where I saw your Mama
Killing rats with her teeth.
She was mean and she was nasty -
I weren’t sure if I should -
But after six or seven beers
She started lookin’ pretty good.
I said “Hey, come on baby,
You wanna see my truck?”
So we went out to my rig
And we had a good time.
Came back nine months later,
I was ready for the worst,
And sure enough, your Mama
She was just about to burst.
Her Pa was waitin’ with her,
His shotgun in his hand,
And half an hour later we were
With the preacher man.
The preacher man he told us
“To death do us part,”
So every day I thank the Lord
I’ve got a bad heart.
So that’s...
Where you come from, Junior,
Hope the story ain’t upsettin’.
But some brothers or some sisters, boy,
You best had be forgettin’.
You bet I learned my lesson,
Bet I learned it well,
And I know there’s deeper levels
to this country music hell.
No, there’ll be no hanky-panky,
Except and only
If your Daddy is drunk
And your Mama is lonely.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:14:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:14:15 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Prince of Space
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:14:30 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: GeronL
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:15:16 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: GeronL
That’s the intended effect.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:15:38 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: GeronL
It was perfect. gonna save it for for when my best friend rolls into town.
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:16:08 PM PDT
by
sopwith
(LIVE FREE OR DIE)
To: Slings and Arrows
I’m linking it to Facebook to see the reactions
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posted on
07/31/2014 1:16:34 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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