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Man Arrested After Beating Cops in Donut Eating Contest
Free Thought Project ^ | 08/12/2014 | Cassandra Rules

Posted on 08/17/2014 9:17:09 AM PDT by Rusty0604

The stinging humiliation of defeat at the one thing we can all agree cops do well- scarfing down donuts, may have proved too much to bear for Elizabeth City Police Department in North Carolina.

The next day, he was arrested after a possibly traumatized Lt. Robeson saw it reported in a local newspaper.

“When I came in that morning and read that article I was pissed because it’s like throwing it in our face,”

Hardison was wanted for allegedly attempting to break into 2 buildings, nothing was stolen in either attempt.

It is unknown if Lt. Robeson has obtained a warrant to search Hardison’s home to steal seize the precious trophy.

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: donutwatch

1 posted on 08/17/2014 9:17:09 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Rusty0604

does this mean we are empowered to go on a rampage and burn down all doughnut shops ? /s


2 posted on 08/17/2014 9:19:28 AM PDT by llevrok (Straight. Since 1950.)
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To: Rusty0604

I think the Free Thought Project might better be called the Free From Literacy Project or Free Illiterates Consortium.


3 posted on 08/17/2014 9:21:31 AM PDT by ifinnegan
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To: Rusty0604

“Man Arrested after Beating Cops with a Donut”


4 posted on 08/17/2014 9:32:10 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Rusty0604

Misleading headline. He was recognized as wanted on various burglary charges, he wasn’t arrested because he beat cops at eating donuts. Journalism is dead, long live journalism.


5 posted on 08/17/2014 9:32:24 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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The title didn’t say “because” it said “after”. I just thought the timing of the arrest was amusing.


6 posted on 08/17/2014 9:42:42 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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It is rumored the suspect was seen being hauled away in this patrol car....


7 posted on 08/17/2014 9:43:13 AM PDT by QT3.14 (USA born 7.4.1776 fathered by geniuses - died 11.4.2008 (Suicide) by idiots and traitors)
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Fortunately no dogs were murdered during the arrest. In other news, the Elizabeth City MRAP will be converted to a mobile donut shop.....


8 posted on 08/17/2014 9:44:08 AM PDT by clintonh8r (It's possible to love your country and hate your government. I'm proof of it.)
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To: SpaceBar
Misleading headline. He was recognized as wanted on various burglary charges, he wasn’t arrested because he beat cops at eating donuts.

He was targeted because he was a person of cruller.

9 posted on 08/17/2014 11:45:15 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: Rusty0604

Humiliated for not living up to the collective reputation of cops everywhere.

Proving they are thugs witb sovereign immunity.


10 posted on 08/17/2014 1:04:53 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Ken H

best pun ever


11 posted on 08/17/2014 4:29:21 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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