[walford]

The above is a writing exercise that I did to practice expressing as much as possible using a few words as possible -- and maybe get a chuckle.

There is no intention of endorsing or attacking anyone's religion.

[Dr. Sivana]

#Gemini: “I love you. I hate you.”

I thought Gemini would be

I love you. I love her.

[Vendome]

LOL

I’m a Virgo and that describes me.

[NFHale]

Actually, it’s pretty damned accurate...! Good job!

[LibertarianLiz]

I used to be able to do horoscopes from scratch with a lot of weird books, now, people just get some website to do it. Anyway, Sun, Moon, Mercury in Virgo, Scorpio rising. When people used to ask me what that meant, I would reply, "I like good, clean sex."

My eldest daughter has 7 of the 9 planets in Scorpio. When I did her chart, I wondered if I should just leave now, or wait til her teenage years. She is 30 now, and was a great pleasure, most of the time. A Leo rising sign lightened her up a bit, I think. But, that Scorpio did show itself.

[tob2]

Good job.

[Fledermaus]

I’m a Libra and I think that slogan is silly.

But then again...

[afraidfortherepublic]

As a Virgo married to a Saggitarius, I just LOVE it. You have truly captured the signs.

[JRios1968]

My oldest son is a Leo

My middle son is Libra

My daughter is a Cancer

My wife is a Leo

This is spot on!

PS: Don’t tell my wife that her Scorpio hubby said this

[Robwin]

Hmmm, wifey says this describes me, a Capricorn, though I don't see it (so she must be wrong).

#Capricorn: “There are two ways of doing things: my way and the wrong way.”

Clever stuff anyway.

[upchuck]

I’m a Libra and, true to my sign, for a lot of my life I tried to balance everything.

But anymore, that’s impossible. People are harder, less forgiving, more likely to express anger in outbursts. There are more nasty people than there used to be. Or maybe the number of nasty people has always been the same, but now there’s more and simpler ways for nasty people to express themselves.

I have always leaned to the right. But as I get older, the lean has grown exponentially.

[Safetgiver]

#Pisces: “Stop it! JUST STOP IT!!” [because they tend to get drawn into other people’s drama]... ‘Cause if you don’t I’ll kill you! Pretty close to my mindset.

[bgill]

Not even close to me, family or friends.

[OldNewYork]

True enough.

[Focault's Pendulum]

Taurus: I am the most interesting man in the world. I once parallel parked a train.

[CARDINALRULES]

#Aquarius: “I need my space.”

Yup. Pretty much describes me.