[JRandomFreeper]

I got cold busted by the 14 year old semi-grandson the other day when some solicitor knocked on my door.

I yanked the door open and bellowed "Get off my lawn". I slammed the door and went back inside to continue what I was doing and the only thing the 14 year old said was: "Did you really say that?"

/johnny

[Gaffer]

I find when you open the door with your shoulder holster on, you don’t get many questions, or a very long stay at the door.

[Rodamala]

There is an comic routine from back in the "Comedy Channel" days (like how MTV used to actually have MUSIC, "Comedy Central" used to have actual comedy and not John Stewart, which all the Millennials consider as valid news). From memory, his name was Bob Nelson and it was memorable for featuring the "Get off the lawn!" anthem.

Otherwise, I am always inclined to use the Mr. Mushnik line from the theatrical performance of Little Shop of Horrors:

"You! Urchins! Off the stoop!"