Someones gotta do it.
Posted on 01/14/2015 2:55:34 AM PST by SMGFan
I had a French girl tell me all Americans smell like soap to her.
I am reminded of the X-Rated standup routine by the late Redd Foxx, and related album, entitled simply “Wash Your Ass”.
The actual comedy bit is on YouTube, uncensored, and is very NSFW.
Meanwhile, just a picture.
http://i.imgur.com/iPoqeju.jpg
OMG...sometimes I take TWO showers a day.
Same here. When I was younger and did a lot of gardening, I showered in the morning and again before bed. What does 2 baths a day make us, water wasters?
That’s pretty funny right there...
That’s a filthy racist speaking.
If a White said “Minorities don’t shower often” he would be condemned as a racist.
The only thing involved here is the time and money to live the life style you want to live.
If you work in a literal sewer you probably don`t have the time or money to shower more than once a day.
If you live in the proverbial sewer you most likely have the time and money to live half of your life in the water and probably need it more than those working in a literal sewer.
Stay out da shower!
Once us white guys get old and the testosterone dies down a bit, we can get away with every other day without raisin’ a stink. But old habits die hard.
One of Lily Tomlin's characters stated we should only "wash when dirty, and then, only WHERE".
Someones gotta do it.
And to think, back in the DARK AGES, a man bathed on his wedding day, and never again.
Then Queen Elizabeth I created a scandal when it was found she actually bathed TWICE A YEAR!
Then, when I was young, Saturday night only! You became rank after about three days with four to go!
Now, every day if you are a working man!
And Reired? When you can’t stand the smell of yourself or every two days.
A friend who played college football said many of the black players would not shower after practice and would change into their street clothes while they were sweaty and dirty. Instead they would splash on large amounts of cologne to cover the odor.
A blind guy walks by the fish market every morning and says, “Good morning Naya”.
That is low. I heard she clarified and said, just like most white people, she showers on EVERY day that has a “Y” in it. But she speaks Spanish.
Let’s see:
lunes
martes
miércoles
jueves
viernes
sábado
domingo
Uh oh! :)
interesting article:
http://www.history.org/foundation/journal/autumn00/bathe.cfm
To Bathe or Not to Bathe: Coming Clean in Colonial America
Stay out da shower!
Who?
And P.J. ORourke (still alive), once said of the French, "Why don't you wash your WHOLE body, you'll smell better."
Too much information.
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