[Pollster1]

Living mummy ping

[a fool in paradise]

New Oldest Man PING!

“Senior Buddhists say the monk, found sitting in the lotus position, is in a deep meditative trance and not dead.”

[Adder]

is in a deep meditative trance and not dead.

“Pepperoni? Sausage? Pepperoni? Sausage?”

[Sawdring]

Like a Sea Monkey, just add water.

[onedoug]

“He’s dead, Jim.”

[Yardstick]

Energizer Mummy

[LottieDah]

Cue Monty Python: “He’s not dead, he’s only resting”.

[baltimorepoet]

All we need now is for him to suddenly lurch at one of the forensics experts and say “BRAINS!”

Ground zero for zombie apocalypse...

[Darksheare]

“I think I’ll go for a walk!”

[Slambat]

“Senior Buddhists say the monk, found sitting in the lotus position, is in a deep meditative trance and not dead.”

Well if there are people who believe that global warming is
man made, the Obama isn’t a habitual liar, that GM is
not government owned and homosexuality is normal
then they will probably believe this line of crap too.

[sphinx]

Senior Buddhists say the monk, found sitting in the lotus position, is in a deep meditative trance and not dead.

Within a week, Obama will have him classified as a DREAMer, give him U.S. papers, and have him registered to vote.

[Timocrat]

Nailed to his perch ?

[muir_redwoods]

Pining for the fjords,joined the choir celestial... etc.