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1 posted on 02/08/2015 5:28:58 PM PST by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6

Well, I thought I put the paragraph breaks in. Stupid, stupid Apple.


2 posted on 02/08/2015 5:30:02 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Looks OK to me.

4 posted on 02/08/2015 5:32:47 PM PST by 9thLife ("Life is a military endeavor..." -- Pope Francis)
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To: blueunicorn6

That made me laugh out loud!!


5 posted on 02/08/2015 5:34:03 PM PST by berdie
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It’s February and you are talking about putting up Christmas tree lights?

Where is the story on taking them down!!?? (I know - after replacing the bad bulb the doctor told you to stay off your feet for the next two months!)

Or - perhaps you figured out to just leave them up all year! (I tried that once.)

Funny story! Reminds me of the guy that used to write on Outdoor Life - Patrick McManus or something like that.


6 posted on 02/08/2015 5:36:41 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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http://www.patrickfmcmanus.com/

I was right! But - they just closed down his website and no more sales of his books and stuff. The end of an era. (Ebay I suppose if one is interested).


7 posted on 02/08/2015 5:39:25 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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8 posted on 02/08/2015 5:40:43 PM PST by BigEdLB (Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Very funny!


10 posted on 02/08/2015 5:51:05 PM PST by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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13 posted on 02/08/2015 5:56:50 PM PST by Manic_Episode (GOP = The Whig Party)
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To: blueunicorn6

Geez - put some paragraphs in that thing - I’m getting dizzy!


14 posted on 02/08/2015 6:01:10 PM PST by QBFimi (/...o.o/.o...ooo/...o.o...o/ooo/...o.o/.o/ooo.//o..o./. o.)
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17 posted on 02/08/2015 6:05:09 PM PST by workerbee (The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
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“The pudgy dog walked over to sniff me. He was fine. I think he was hoping I’d cooked a hamburger for him on the way down. “

A similar thing happened when I fell down some stairs years ago. The dog came over, looked at me as if to ask “do you have any food since you’re down here?” and when I didn’t she jumped over me and continued upstairs to mooch.


19 posted on 02/08/2015 6:08:44 PM PST by PLMerite (Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
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20 posted on 02/08/2015 6:10:30 PM PST by null and void (Our goal is language that is gender-, ethnic- and age-neutral, while celebrating our diversity!)
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To: blueunicorn6

Zero gravity dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81t4iOyHksk


22 posted on 02/08/2015 6:23:24 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: blueunicorn6

Let this be the lesson today. No Christmas decorations required. Put a bowl of candy canes on the porch, a light in the window and the stereo blaring Mannheim Steamroller Christmas tunes. You might even dress your dogs in Santa, Angel, and reindeer outfits

LOL terrific story. NOW, can we eat the chocolate cake?


24 posted on 02/08/2015 6:26:45 PM PST by V K Lee
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To: blueunicorn6

That was way better than reading the news.
Even with no paragraphs, that was pretty entertaining.


29 posted on 02/08/2015 7:09:02 PM PST by TheConservativeParty
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To: blueunicorn6

Can’t read this (or don’t want to try) without paragraphs.

Thanks though.


30 posted on 02/08/2015 7:43:39 PM PST by JSDude1 ( .)
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To: blueunicorn6

What a lovely adventure... to read and not experience.
Good thing the porch roof wasn’t tin.

Thanks for the laughs.


32 posted on 02/08/2015 9:47:31 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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