Well, I thought I put the paragraph breaks in. Stupid, stupid Apple.
Looks OK to me.
That made me laugh out loud!!
It’s February and you are talking about putting up Christmas tree lights?
Where is the story on taking them down!!?? (I know - after replacing the bad bulb the doctor told you to stay off your feet for the next two months!)
Or - perhaps you figured out to just leave them up all year! (I tried that once.)
Funny story! Reminds me of the guy that used to write on Outdoor Life - Patrick McManus or something like that.
http://www.patrickfmcmanus.com/
I was right! But - they just closed down his website and no more sales of his books and stuff. The end of an era. (Ebay I suppose if one is interested).
Very funny!
Geez - put some paragraphs in that thing - I’m getting dizzy!
“The pudgy dog walked over to sniff me. He was fine. I think he was hoping I’d cooked a hamburger for him on the way down. “
A similar thing happened when I fell down some stairs years ago. The dog came over, looked at me as if to ask “do you have any food since you’re down here?” and when I didn’t she jumped over me and continued upstairs to mooch.
Zero gravity dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81t4iOyHksk
Let this be the lesson today. No Christmas decorations required. Put a bowl of candy canes on the porch, a light in the window and the stereo blaring Mannheim Steamroller Christmas tunes. You might even dress your dogs in Santa, Angel, and reindeer outfits
LOL terrific story. NOW, can we eat the chocolate cake?
That was way better than reading the news.
Even with no paragraphs, that was pretty entertaining.
Can’t read this (or don’t want to try) without paragraphs.
Thanks though.
What a lovely adventure... to read and not experience.
Good thing the porch roof wasn’t tin.
Thanks for the laughs.