[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Big Joe Turner (and his minor epigon, Billy Haley) come to mind for some reason. Schadenfreude is a sin, but a pleasant one, sometimes.

[Crazieman]

His brother Larry exercised himself on Harry’s eye?

[Paladin2]

Romneys fault. Wheres the equipment lawsuit?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I'm like a one eyed cat peeping in a sea food store>

[SMM48]

Is he looking for sympathy?

[elhombrelibre]

His brother did it. The MSM won’t investigate it.

[knarf]

I don't buy the brother story ... POS Reid was an arrogant weasel that spit in America's eye and shit in our corn flakes and there was nothing we could do about it because the equally POS republicans had castrated themselves years before.

A man like that is gonn'a get his ass WHOOPED by someone sooner or later, and it won't be a drunken brawl but a righteous indignation of I believe I'm doing the Lord's work, ass-kickin' ... which is what I think really happened

I think the whooper is known, but no one wants reid to have the satisfaction of claiming assault

Blind in one eye?

It's an improvement over the total blindness to America over the last 15 years in politics.

[Flag_This]

Reid has always been blind... and stupid.

[Tucker39]

Another lie, Dingy Harry? Everybody knows how it happened. Your brother beat the snot out of you. Wise up, Harry. Repent and get right with God while you still can. Because eventually your unrepentant lying will land you in the Lake of Fire.

[Hulka]

“Reid injured himself. . .”

Yeah. . .sure. . .more likey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abEBbI06w8M

[Artie]

Sure, he easily admits the blindness, the brain damage...not so much.

[Arm_Bears]

Too bad he’s not PVS, too—Then we could Schaivo him.

[iowamark]

Morally blind.

[Amagi]

It's difficult to care when the afflicted is a thoroughly loathsome, corrupt, dishonest, obnoxious anti-Patriot lacking any redeeming virtue whatsoever.

[Caipirabob]

He can go complain to his brother. As far as I’m concerned he’s been blind since he first registered as a democrat.

[buffyt]

My husband and I have said since Day One that someone rearranged Reid’s face, a MOB hit. And OBAMA hit. He had to be silenced. And he had to be forced to retire. I fell Dec 2012 going up the stairs, hard oak wood, no carpet. I tripped and fell right on my face. Had two black eyes, a broken nose, and concussion. I was totally well within WEEKS and I am elderly like H Reid. No, he didn’t FALL, he would have healed by now

[Vaquero]

Peepin in a seafood store?

Bill Haley kept the lyrics a bit less raw. My car stereo flash drive and all my iTunes players only contains the big Joe Turner version.

[Steven Tyler]

Harry Reid finally regrets all his past decisions and efforts which lead someone to break his face and leave him blind in one eye!

Will Harry repent after leaving office??

[paint_your_wagon]

“Right now, I’ve had 11 hours of surgery. They’ve tried. I can’t see out of my right eye. And that’s okay, I can live with that.”

And how much treatment will someone of his age and condition receive under a death panel?

[Dr. Ursus]

Holy Buddha,that’s karma you scumbag!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

So the Senate Minority Leader — former Senate Majority Leader of the United States — gets beat so bad that he loses sight in one eye and the press doesn’t care about it at all. We live in a Banana Republic.