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VANGHAZI!
THAT is the best one of the day so far!
WOW! TOP 10!!!
Thanks! TOP 10 TGIF!
Her 3 day disaster was the funniest thing of the week.
OMG that is brilliant!.
'nuff said...
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, the lecturer asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern Muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Ahmed replied, "Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
h/t Leo
h/t Ralph
The following day he received this report:
You leave house.. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee.
Chen Lee
IN!!!
Love the vanity plate on the front bumper of Scooby....
Of course, she will keep her sunglasses ON and not draw attention to herself (at least not in a way that will permit ‘Joe Voter’ the opportunity to actually address her)!!!
The LAST thing she wants is for some PO’d citizen to CORNER her with questions she has blown-off, up to now!!! :)
“Joe Voter’ HAS BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS! I can’t wait!
May the force be with you.
There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.” He continued, “Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!”
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise “Change”, but don’t count on things smelling any better.
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