Beware that she doesn't cheat on you with the cat...
Posted on 05/07/2015 12:16:09 PM PDT by Hiskid
#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
# 9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.
# 8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
# 7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
# 6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.
# 5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
# 4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.
# 3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
# 2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
...And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
Profound... ;-(
I vote Democrat because I want to live in a totalitarian police state and be on welfare.
The problem is that too many Republican pols want that too.
1) Free food
2) Free housing
3) Free healthcare
4) Free cellphones
5) Free college
6) Free drugs
7) Free criminals
8) Free immigration
9) Free condoms
10) Free birth control
I vote Democrat because my family has always been working class, and I intend to keep it that way!
#11. Because you are stupid.
I am only amazed that LinkedIn allowed that to remain posted for more than ninety seconds.
I vote Democrat because it’s easy. Just claim to be a victim and get people to feel sorry for you.
-PJ
I vote Democrat so i force Christians to do stuff against their faith!
I vote Democrat so i can abort my baby for any reason, or no reason, minutes for IT is born.
5.56mm
I vote Democrat because I believe in free choice, as long as it only applies to abortions and not what I buy, what I drive, what I invest in, what I pray to and I say.
I vote Democrat because that plumber who charges an obscene forty-five bucks per hour should pay for my student loan.
What’s your German shepherd’s name?
This should be a bumper sticker:
Vote Democrat! Because reality can go f*** itself!
I vote democrat because I have absolutely no understanding of freedom from government.
This would be REALLY effective if you could put a Dumocrat quote with attribution beneath each bullet point. just sayin
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