Google just doesn’t have the funds to check all uploaded apps.
You really can't be serious, can you?
From Google's 10-Q as of June 30, 2015, Google has Cash and other liquid assets on hand of $69,780,000,000.00 they can spend on checking uploaded apps. They made an after tax profit in the last quarter of $3,409,000,000 which they could have allocated to checking uploaded apps. Of course, I am also certain, it would not have cost anywhere near either of those amounts to check for malware on the one million plus apps in their Android Google Play Store. Perhaps they just chose not to do it?
Therefore, I am sure you were kidding. . .
Bazinga!
PS: this is just crying out for one of your TM graphics, don't you think?