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WATCH Ted Cruz Make Machine Gun Bacon!!!
http://the rightscoop.com ^ | 8/3/2015 | The Right Scoop

Posted on 08/03/2015 8:41:58 AM PDT by conservativejoy

Ted cruz hooked up with IJReview recently, saying he loves making breakfast on the weekend for his family. But he says they do it differently in Texas and showed us how to make ‘machine gun bacon’.

Man that bacon looks good. Gotta love how they do it in Texas.

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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: 2016election; election2016; tedcruz; texas
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1 posted on 08/03/2015 8:41:58 AM PDT by conservativejoy
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To: knittnmom; Ellendra

PFL


2 posted on 08/03/2015 8:44:07 AM PDT by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: conservativejoy
Cool! But can he make machine gun eggs?

Besides scrambled I mean.

3 posted on 08/03/2015 8:46:36 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: conservativejoy

What a great idea. All our troops fighting in islamist countries should have bacon wrapped around the nozzle of their guns.


4 posted on 08/03/2015 8:47:43 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: conservativejoy

IT WASN’T MACHINE GUN!!!!

THE BACON COOKED LIKE THAT HAS LEAD TOXINS AND OTHER CHEMICALS FROM THE BARREL!!!!!111!

THIS A IS DANGEROUS VIEDO!!1


5 posted on 08/03/2015 8:49:23 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Dear Jeb Bush..... Trump upped his game. Up yours!.... Love, Laz.)
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To: Texas Eagle

just damn !


6 posted on 08/03/2015 8:50:06 AM PDT by Patton@Bastogne
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To: conservativejoy; Kale; Jarhead9297; COUNTrecount; notaliberal; DoughtyOne; MountainDad; ...
    Ted Cruz Ping!

    If you want on/off this ping list, please let me know.
    Please beware, this is a high-volume ping list!

    CRUZ or LOSE!

7 posted on 08/03/2015 8:52:18 AM PDT by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
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To: conservativejoy

LMAO, and he laughs. Bacon is serious business Mr. Cruz, and you cook serious bacon.


8 posted on 08/03/2015 8:52:51 AM PDT by MaxMax (Call the local GOP and ask how you can support CRUZ for POTUS,)
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To: conservativejoy
Not Cruz here, someone else...

Video: How to cook delicious bacon using a M16 rifle

9 posted on 08/03/2015 8:53:49 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Lazamataz

Ever tried cooking by the “manifold method”?


10 posted on 08/03/2015 8:53:58 AM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: Texas Eagle

I remember being taught in 7th grade that British soldiers used to dip their bullets in beef and pork fat when fighting with Muslims and Hindus in the 19th century. You wouldn’t see them doing that today.


11 posted on 08/03/2015 8:57:01 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo ("How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!"- Samuel Adams)
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To: conservativejoy

Machine Gun Bacon and Eggs...HMMMMMMM

INVITE ALL the Mooselimes in the neighborhood over for BREAKFAST!!..

THank you conservativejoy!

Thank you Ted Cruz!


12 posted on 08/03/2015 8:57:09 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: SoConPubbie

LOL, makes 2 groups head’s explode at the same time...liberal gun grabbers and muslims.


13 posted on 08/03/2015 8:58:14 AM PDT by PROCON (FReeping on CRUZ Control)
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To: Lazamataz
OHHHHH ... just SIT DOWN, laz ....

/8^)

14 posted on 08/03/2015 9:00:09 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: conservativejoy

I love this man. I didn’t get to see where he hit the target, though. Regardless, it would be nice for a change to have a President who is capable of handling a gun better than the 89-year-old Queen of England.


15 posted on 08/03/2015 9:00:52 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo ("How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words!"- Samuel Adams)
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To: NorthMountain

My favorite is exhaust pipe bacon. Has that special “smoked” flavor to it.


16 posted on 08/03/2015 9:01:37 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: conservativejoy

Video of the day for me!


17 posted on 08/03/2015 9:03:10 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon (("This is a Laztatorship. You don't like it, get a day's rations and get out of this office."))
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To: NorthMountain
Exhaust pipe burgers ain't bad either...

How (But Not Why) to Make an Exhaust-Pipe Burger photo

18 posted on 08/03/2015 9:05:23 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: conservativejoy

Extra nitrates! Yummy!


19 posted on 08/03/2015 9:07:04 AM PDT by JJ_Folderol (Cancelled due to lack of interest.)
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To: NorthMountain

IT WASN’T MACHIE GUN!


20 posted on 08/03/2015 9:07:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Dear Jeb Bush..... Trump upped his game. Up yours!.... Love, Laz.)
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