I’m sorry.
I’ll never do it again.
Until next time.
BTW, NOVEMBER is the Armageddon Date now...!!!!11! November 17, to be exact!!!11 OMG!!!! It says so right in the Bible!! No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN.
Women and children will be the hardest hit!!
Is this the part where our Facebook posts cause the whole interweb (and all its associated intertubes) to get sucked into the Sun and pull us and our families screaming in horror and agony along with it?
Sometime soon?
Could it wait till after lunch?
(I just got back from the store with some really tasty donuts.)
I guess its MRE's for Thanksgiving dinner then........