[September 25, 2014] FIVE ITEMS YOU NEED TO BE READY FOR ISIS HUNTING SEASON (NOW WITH BACON)

Daily Headlines ^ | September 25, 2014 | Emanuel

[diverteach]

http://dailyheadlines.net/2014/09/five-items-you-need-to-be-ready-for-isis-hunting-season-now-with-bacon/#

[Twotone]

I’ve been thinking for years that we need to stock up on pork blood meal, put it in a bomb & then explode it over Mecca. Or at least threaten to until the jihad stops.

But adding some to gun powder would also work.

[SkyDancer]

Well I guess first you'll need one of these:

[BwanaNdege]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7JATeB8Ug0

JAGER PRO Hog Trapping

https://jagerpro.com/

[WyCoKsRepublican]

Obama’s pathetic efforts this evening will empower the pork industry for sure.

[bakeneko]

SPAM and duct tape.

All of the worlds problems can be solved by these two items.

[Kozy]

Instruct the special forces to put a slice of raw bacon in the mouth muslim pig they kill. Unite them with their just reward.

[LibWhacker]

[fhayek]

I know they won’t do it, but why not? I mean, announce that all rounds of ammo get a pig blood bath first. Muslims don’t care if they die. They look forward to it. Maybe put the fear of the Lord, uh, Allah into them. Terror needs to go both ways.

[Rembrandt]

NO bag limit, right?

[Daffynition]

He's still the best gun salesman and he's still an embarrassment.

[5th MEB]

GOT THAT RIGHT.
Especially fried Spam, MMMMMM-AAAARRRRGGGG.