'Britain's biggest cat' is addicted to Big Macs and weighs 1.5 stone

www.mirror.co.uk ^ | Updated 15:32, 11 Dec 2015 | By Red Williams

[Insigne123]

What is a stone?

If anyone’s old enough to remember Bill Cosby's “Noah” old, now rascict routine, “Whattsa cubit”?

[ETL]

1.5 Stone = 21 Pounds

[Red Badger]

Cubit is approximately 18 inches, a ‘stone’ in Brit Speak is 14 pounds.................

[Moonman62]

It’s just a big breed of cat. Not very chubby at all.

[rjsimmon]

If anyone’s old enough to remember Bill Cosby's “Noah” old, now rascict routine, “Whattsa cubit”?

"Let it rain 40 days and wait for the sewers to back up."

[Puppage]

[raybbr]

“Voobah! Voobah!”

“Noah!”

“Who is this?”

“Noah!”

“Who is that?”

“God”

“Am I on candid camera?”

One of the funniest things ever written.

[Red Badger]

Eating Big Macs will make anyone or thing huge!.....................

[Puppage]

[Red Badger]

A former co-worker of mine had a big cat that weight just short of 40 pounds. This one is a ‘small’ one comparatively................

[Red Badger]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_cat

[Lazamataz]

Even your cats are nasty.

[BenLurkin]

This is why lesbians should never be allowed anywhere near children.

[enraged]

Who holds a cat by the tail like that unless you are about to take it’s temperature?

[Fiji Hill]

A friend of mine had a cat named Comet who was orange, just like that one but whose underside was white. He probably weighed about one stone. Sadly, he became dinner for a coyote.

[dainbramaged]

I adopted a black tom cat decades ago and he was a big critter - Otis weighed 22 pounds and could climb the outside wall of my waterfront shack like a squirrel. I knew he was tough when he killed a seagull and dragged it to the back door. He was a real cuddlebug and purred like an outboard motor. Great cat.

[GraceG]

Before reading the atricle i thought the cat was an obese lump cat..... nope....just a huge monster kittey.