[ConservativeStatement]

Now I have the urge to listen to Dr. Hook's ditty from the 1970s "Sylvia's Mother."

Maybe an enterprising Freeper can change the lyrics with "struck an officer with a frying pan."

[Gaffer]

I’m guessing there’s a lot more to this story than meets the eye.

[leaning conservative]

Had totally forgotten about that song & now it is on repeat in my head, thanks! It was catchy in a high pitched, whiny kind of way..........maybe w/ a soupconof creep thrown in.

[oh8eleven]

The family that stabs together, stays together (in jail).

[Flick Lives]

Police obtained a warrant for the home and the daughter was taken into custody without incident, but the mother remained combative and struck an officer with a frying pan.

That would be an assault fry pan. We really need to ban these. There is no reason anyone needs to own a fry pan more than 10" in diameter.

[trebb]

“I wok-ed the cop but did not stab that other guy”

[Jack Hydrazine]

Pics of the perps.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/local_coverage/2015/12/cape_mother_daughter_charged_in_assaults

[tumblindice]

I always wanted to take a frying pan to Dr. Hook when it came on.

Sylvia’s mother says, ‘Sylvia’s busy
Too busy to come to the phone’
Sylvia’s mother says, ‘Sylvia’s tryin’
To start a new life of her own’
Sylvia’s mother says, ‘Sylvia’s happy
So why don’t you leave her alone?’

And the operator says, ‘40 cents more for the next 3 minutes’
Please Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell ‘er goodbye

Sylvia’s mother says, ‘Sylvia’s packin’
She’s gonna be leavin’ today’
Sylvia’s mother says, ‘Sylvia’s marryin’
A fella down Galveston way’
Sylvia’s mother says, ‘Please don’t say nothin’
To make her start cryin’ and stay’

And the operator says, ‘40 cents more for the next 3 minutes’
Please Mrs. Avery, I just gotta talk to her
I’ll only keep her a while
Please Mrs. Avery, I just wanna tell ‘er goodbye

There are three songs played in Hell on a continuous loop: The Night Chicago Died, Billy, Don’t Be a Hero and Sylvia’s Mother.