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(Vanity) - Ted Cruz is a Zombie

Posted on 03/25/2016 5:15:09 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck

And if I had mad Photoshop skillz I could prove it.


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KEYWORDS: ratfinktedcruz; vanity
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OK, this is just meant to be a fun Friday evening unload. Nobody get nasty or I'll call in a hairstrike on your location.

As in ... my pal Trumpcat. He's rich, very rich, and YUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!

So watch yer brains.

Because, otherwise ...


1 posted on 03/25/2016 5:15:09 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck
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To: West Texas Chuck

The STRANGEST thing ever said in a political campaign:

"TRUMP MAY BE A RAT BUT I HAVE NO DESIRE TO COPULATE WITH HIM..."

- Ted Cruz— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) March 26, 2016


2 posted on 03/25/2016 5:17:12 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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To: West Texas Chuck
I think this has been my favorite piece of art this whole campaign.


3 posted on 03/25/2016 5:20:47 PM PDT by 20yearsofinternet (Border: Close it. Illegals: Deport. Muslims: Ban 'em. Economy: Liberate it. PC: Kill it. Trump 2016)
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To: West Texas Chuck

LOL, love the cat.


4 posted on 03/25/2016 5:21:47 PM PDT by Robert DeLong (u)
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To: Robert DeLong

Isn’t that just hilarious, oh yeah!

Somebody had a thread last year “Kittehs for Trump” or sometihng like that. It was great.


5 posted on 03/25/2016 5:23:48 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: West Texas Chuck
What did you read that in the National Enquirer?


6 posted on 03/25/2016 5:25:12 PM PDT by McGruff
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Right! That is super creepy, whoa. He looks like he’d be fun to have some poutine with!


7 posted on 03/25/2016 5:28:45 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: West Texas Chuck
Love the trump cat😉
8 posted on 03/25/2016 5:30:01 PM PDT by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
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That is genius isn’t it!

I need to find a good Cruz Cat, that might be cool. Everything on Google was stoopid and insulting. I like Ted, he is my homeboy.


9 posted on 03/25/2016 5:32:31 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: West Texas Chuck

If you want to find a Cruz cat you need to go behind the building to the ally ....it’s there copulating with a rat...


10 posted on 03/25/2016 5:52:34 PM PDT by nevergore
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To: 20yearsofinternet

I guess I can see why. Donald is orange and Ted looks like Bela Lugosi.

I do not share your tastes my friend. But, whatevs.


11 posted on 03/25/2016 5:53:26 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: nevergore; dynoman

You guys just can’t resist an opportunity to insult, eh?

OK, I get it. Some people will not let their hair down, gotta be in character regardless.

America is doomed if we continue down this course.


12 posted on 03/25/2016 5:59:45 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Ted actually said that.


13 posted on 03/25/2016 6:01:02 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Ted actually said that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BueBh90vME0#t=68


14 posted on 03/25/2016 6:03:20 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Plus he lied again when he said that Roger Stone was Trump’s chief political advisor.


15 posted on 03/25/2016 6:04:16 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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To: West Texas Chuck

I doubt @realDonaldTrump would throw his spokeswoman @KatrinaPierson under the bus just to defame @TedCruz using the #CruzSexScandal article— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) March 25, 2016


16 posted on 03/25/2016 6:05:59 PM PDT by dynoman (Objectivity is the essence of intelligence. - Marilyn vos Savant)
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To: West Texas Chuck

Hey! That was dang funny....
Maybe you’re the one that needs a funnybone transplant. :^)


17 posted on 03/25/2016 6:18:38 PM PDT by nevergore
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To: West Texas Chuck

You’re from Calgary?


18 posted on 03/25/2016 6:22:26 PM PDT by jospehm20
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To: dynoman

dynoboy, you and I have tangled before. If it is you choice to carry this hate around in your heart, that is your karma, not mine.

If you would prefer Hillary Clinton as President, then just sail your boat on down that river.

There is only one way for the Rs to win, and that is in unity. That is not your course, is it son?

Pity.


19 posted on 03/25/2016 6:25:42 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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To: jospehm20

LOL.

Yeah, NOT!


20 posted on 03/25/2016 6:26:06 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (OBAMA: Fundamentally Twerking America)
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