Why this man decided to become a goat

http://nypost.com ^ | 05/22/2016 | Larry Getlen

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Humans wear clothes . . . goats don’t - so he is still a human despite the fact that he is ‘identifying’ himself a goat.

[Eagles6]

5 mins of my life that I’ll never get back.

[Ditter]

I am actually a mule. A hard headed mule, I got it from my dad. His name was Austin, my husband calls me Austina.

[snarkpup]

Yesterday there was a thread about "furries." One of them who fancies himself a border collie should join the herd and have fun.

Actually, do goats put up with border collies, or do they call B.S. and head-butt them.

[AZLiberty]

Obama is already posting anti-discrimination suits against goats who won’t treat this “guy” as a full-fledged goat. Apparently they’re not using the correct pronoun.

[Yaelle]

[dfwgator]

[IronJack]

But why did Thwaites want to become a goat?

Because he's insane. He belongs in a cracker bin, not roaming the Swiss mountainside ruining the grazing for the ovine creatures there.

[mikrofon]

So he’d feel more at home in the nanny state

Which is where you find bleating-heart liberals...

[DuncanWaring]

Ping.

[dhs12345]

A new protected class in the United States. Wonder which restroom he uses?

[353FMG]

Getting a kick out of the bizarre.

[tflabo]

Anybody remember the Tooter the Turtle cartoon?
Tooter’s segment consisted of simple homilies, the moral of which was “There’s no place like home”. Each episode, he’d call on his friend, Wizard the Lizard (whom he addressed as “Mr. Wizard”) and request a transfer to some fun past setting he’d been reading about. Then Wizard would use his magic to send Tooter there, and Tooter would find out it it wasn’t so much fun after all — in fact, it would usually turn out downright painful. When he’d had enough, he’d cry out for Mr. Wizard to rescue him; and with the words “Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome, Time for this one to come home”, Wizard would immediately do so. He also, in his German accent, dispensed the advice, “Be what you is and not what you is not! Folks that is what they is, is the happiest lot!”

[G Larry]

Uh....attention seeking compensation for an inferiority complex?

[golux]

Here’s looking at you, kid.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

He’s not a goat.

He’s a man dressed as a goat who does strange things with and to goats.

[Ann Archy]

Fainting Goats are PROOF of God’s sense of humor!! Funniest animal ever!

[elcid1970]

If my grandmother had had wheels, she would have been a bicycle. But one day I stood inside my garage for too long, and I now self identify as a car. Beep! Beep!

Guess I’ll get into my four wheeled human & head for Lowe’s.

[hiredhand]

Dang... that’s just straight up strange! :-)