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Environmentalist and actor Ricardo Torres marries tree
The Strait Times ^
| 5/11/2016
| staff
Posted on 05/24/2016 2:11:13 PM PDT by bkopto
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To: bkopto
He has married eight trees?! A bit promiscuous.
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posted on
05/24/2016 2:43:22 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
(Tinkerbelle glittering up the runway for Trump Force One!)
To: bkopto
How does he know the tree is single?
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posted on
05/24/2016 2:43:23 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: bkopto
I think the tree was drugged.
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posted on
05/24/2016 2:47:41 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: bkopto
Don’t want to be around when he is pollinating.
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posted on
05/24/2016 2:47:50 PM PDT
by
grobur
To: faithhopecharity
I was hoping nobody had made a knothole joke yet, but I was too late.
To: bkopto
Environmentalist and actor Ricardo Torres marries tree
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Hmmm. Does Bubba know Hillary is cheating on him?
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:01:10 PM PDT
by
StAntKnee
(Add your own danged sarc tag)
To: ozzymandus
I don’t know what he saw in the tree - it’s flat as a board.
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:12:48 PM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves. Socialism is governmental theft!)
To: bkopto
8th time? He just can’t put down roots.
To: TexasRepublic
I dont know what he saw in the tree - its flat as a board
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If B Clinton can say he saw ‘beauty’ in a mummy, I can say that I saw a couple of nice looking nodes on that tree.
.node
Botany
A point on a stem where a leaf is or has been attached.
A swelling or lump on a tree; a knob or knot.
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:23:41 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
((6/98)"Pols headstone- Please bury me not so deep so I can continue to fleece the sheep")
To: bkopto
Did the tree agree to this? I want to cedar wedding license.
To: bkopto; KC_Lion; GraceG
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:35:58 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(The "end of history" will be worldwide Judaic Theocracy.)
To: bkopto
This is the 8th tree he married?
He has more rings than a redwood
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:36:09 PM PDT
by
GregoTX
To: bkopto
For those wishing to send a gift, the bride is registered with Scott’s Miracle-Gro.
To: ozzymandus
i regretted it (a bit) once it went up, ha! but its so obvious.
or maybe k-nUt-hole would be even more suitable?
its incredible just how many super nut cases are running around these days... lots of different kinds of nuts, too...
(starting in politics at least since 2008, of course)
...
this guy doesn’t sound dangerous (?) but some of them (especially the political ones) can be quite seriously dangerous....(like when they get their hands on the levers of governmental power...)
at least this guy’s herbal fetish provides us a little humor
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:40:59 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
To: LostPassword
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:41:09 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
(EAT THE YOUNG! 100 million guppies can't be wrong.)
To: snooter55
Have he & his arboreal spouses produced lots of little shrubs?
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:45:31 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
To: bkopto
For the eighth time,
And not one reported divorce from the previous seven...............This marriage is not valid.
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:46:42 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(#HillaryForPrison-2016)
To: rightwingcrazy
Is he guilty of polydendry?
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:47:38 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
To: bkopto
544.3 million kilograms??!! It’s gonna’ be tough to carry that bride over the threshold!
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:48:20 PM PDT
by
PTBAA
To: bkopto
Did any of the trees say, “Yes”?
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posted on
05/24/2016 3:53:37 PM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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