#NeverTrump’s Bill Kristol Floats McCain for President, McCain’s Primary Opponent Pounces

Breitbart ^ | 6/30/2016 | Jen Lawrence

[COBOL2Java]

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berzerk?
Well, you left me anyhow and the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and they're coming to take me away ha ha

You thought it was joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.

And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away ha ha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.

And They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice men in their clean white coats

They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha Ha

[LRoggy]

From Kelli Ward’s response:

. . . a conservative champion who will finally mix the mortar to fix the border . . .

What a great bumper sticker!

[TomGuy]

Bob Dole might be available.

GHW Bush has one more term available.

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They put the OLD in Grand OLD Party.

[apillar]

Lol! Poor Bill Kristol, I'm almost starting to feel sorry for him, a total mental collapse is not a pretty thing. I expect any day now for him to schedule a press conference to introduce his “independent presidential candidate” then come out onto the stage in drag and introduce himself Billie-Jean Krystal just an average conservative country girl from Texas and the new face of #NeverTrump...at least until the men with the straight jackets take him away.

[Lazamataz]

This guy is beyond hope.

He needs to die of pancreatic cancer.

[InABunkerUnderSF]

McCain is compromised. In 2008 he was surging in the polls when he suspended his campaign to trundle back to DC to vote for bailouts for his contributors. Recently he said Obama was responsible for the Orlando gay bar shooting but walked the assertion back within hours. To anyone who lived in CA during the Schwarzenegger governorship it’s obvious - somebody owns McCain and is keeping him on a short leash.

[dp0622]

Hence my tagline.

They give nothing but lip aervice and stand, in the end, for othing but themselves.

[alloysteel]

Putting a retread on a worn out tire carcass, is a recipe for disaster.

Shortly after the Second World War, a new tire cost maybe $15, or you could go to a “recap shop”, and put new treads on the old tires for maybe $5. As long as not too much stress was put on the retreads, there were serviceable for a few thousand more miles, but eventually, the tire would fail altogether, either by the sidewall bursting, or the tire tread coming off as a strip and going WHAP-WHAP-WHAP on the underside of the fender, before falling off completely, and left on the highway as apparent road-kill.

Retreads are no longer legal for passenger car use.

[edie1960]

I understand President Trump needs a GOP congress/Senate to work with, but way too many RINOs need to be Cantored!!!
Johnny Boy McCain is a fossil whose time has passed.

[Covenantor]

Was a time during the fifties that no road trip was complete without seeing several recapped treads along the road.

[Bringbackthedraft]

VOTE MC CAIN for a Mondale beating!

[jokemoke]

This is so funny!!! I hope McCain gets beat and Kristol gets blamed. Serves both of them right!!!

[bboop]

Talk about desperate!!

[dowcaet]

Further proof that the NeverTrump movement was never been interested in stopping Trump for his lack of “true” conservatism. Kristol and his cohorts don’t want their DC globalist party to end and stopping Trump by any means necessary is their only goal. It has nothing to do with ideology.

[tflabo]

Kristol Naught— there was always something about his weasely self I never liked or trusted -— now that he’s in full blown TDS my suspicions proved accurate.

[N. Theknow]

Retreads are no longer legal for passenger car use.

We refer to retread "leavings" on the roads as truck boogers.

[M. Thatcher]

Surely there is someone better.

Apparently you want someone "better" to defeat Trump. Get lost.

[Mouton]

Kristol and Will, two gnats on a dung heap.

[apocalypto]

I like that bumper sticker.

Could it be that Kristol is trying to be funny? Maybe it is to get some name recognition, searching the Internet for every reference to himself.

[LRoggy]

It’s Ward’s excerpt not Kristol’s