Posted on 08/16/2016 9:51:39 AM PDT by Gamecock
LANCASTER, Ohio A pet monkey got loose in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Lancaster, Ohio Sunday night after apparently escaping from a recreational vehicle.
Video taken by Richelle Stewart shows a store employee trying to corral the diaper-wearing primate near the shopping cart return area.
When the man gets close, however, the monkey can be seen jumping from the metal railing and grabbing him by the arm and clothing. A woman runs up to the employee yelling, Let him go, let him go, let him go! If he bites you, they will put him down.
The woman grabs the monkey by the hand and walks to an RV parked in the lot.
A 911 caller told the emergency operator that the Wal-Mart worker had been bitten, but Lancaster police later determined that the animal had only grabbed the man, and that he was unharmed. Since he wasnt hurt, no report was filed, according to police.
The Department of Agriculture is trying to identify the woman to find out of the monkey has been registered in Ohio, according to KSNW-TV.
When monkeys are outlawed, only outlaws will have monkeys.
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“...has been registered in Ohio,”
They let monkeys vote in Ohio?
“He doesn’t tell me what songs to play and I don’t tell him how to spend his money.”
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My thoughts exactly
He’s an innocent primate. So am I!
Maybe he said “Well, I’ll be.....”
Probably not as they’re smarter than the average voter so they can’t be counted on to vote Democrat.
;-)
Monkeys are FREAKING DANGEROUS!!!! I would SUE THAT OWNER TILL THE COWS CAME HOME!!! Problem is, th3e hillbilly probably has a TRAILER!!! A DIRTY TRAILER worth $2000.00.....HILLILLIES!!
Why do these weird things happen at Wal Mart so often??
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Do you have to ask? That said I shop at Wallyworld regularily and I find people
watching interesting. To me you can and will almost always see something weird.
I doubt anyone noticed. I have seen stranger people at Walmart.
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