“Lohan says she was hauling in the anchor when she got tangled up in the chain and fell overboard. While she was struggling to regain the surface, the anchor sliced off part of her finger. Luckily for Lohan, her friends were able to find the missing fingertip, and a local plastic surgeon was able to reattach it”
Let me translate. Lohan was using a large bowie knife to chop coke on a mirror. Then the unimaginable happened.
She went there for the #hash tags.