I'm with you brother. Gray hair only works when combined with lots of green in the back pocket. Oh yeah, the wife doesn't let me stay out after dark.
My ex-wife left me for a guy who is 13 years younger than her...and as stupid as a box of hammers. Took six years to get a BA in English from Illinois State. I was gonna feel sorry for myself but given the fact that she’s been arrested TWICE since she moved in with him, I see it as front row seats for the floor show!