Shower Beer Lets You Chug While You Scrub

CNET ^ | January 10, 2017 | Amanda Kooser

[nickcarraway]

[Londo Molari]

This is satire, right?

[redshawk]

Reminds me of the ‘potty putter’

[max americana]

” a brew designed to keep you company while you wash your hair and shave your armpits.”

What’s so special about this? I used to booze up in college when I showered. Time is money.

[RummyChick]

I thought this was another trump golden showers story ...lol

[tinyowl]

As a former boozehound I likely speak for most of the Friends of BIll when I say that those drinking beer in the shower are not that concerned about its temperature, only its content, and frankly, since content is all that matters, vodka is more efficient.

[mumblypeg]

Two words: Miller Pony.
Great for Bloody Beer.

[TexasGator]

You showered?

[T-Bone Texan]

Shower beer is deadly serious, friend.

I was indoctrinated when my dad would take me backpacking as a teen. After several days of being hot and filthy, getting a shower at the end was cathartic and awesome, and a beer while showering was part of the reward.

Later as a mountain biker I’d return home scraped and coated in dirt, and by then I had synthesized the act into my overall worldview. It got necessary calories into my system during a pivotal period.

Overall, meta-lesson learned: Decant into plastic. Glass in shower ends in tears.

[stratplayer]

Never had a problem with a beer while in the shower. 6 ounces ....That would be a problem. Thats more of a shot than a beer

[GreenHornet]

A beer designed specifically for shower use aims to keep its cool in hot conditions by downsizing the bottle.

Maybe I'm missing something here, but I don't see the need for a beer specifically designed for drinking while taking a shower. Your typical shower takes what, 10 Minutes? If you can't go ten minutes without a beer, you're probably not showering much anyway.

[CrazyIvan]

Now if I could only keep my cigar lit.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Bullish]

This is satire, right?

If you have to ask....

[CrazyIvan]

“Your typical shower takes what, 10 Minutes?”

Depends a lot on who you’re with.

(Remembers clearing drain of long strawberry blond hair and thinking what a small price it was to pay)

[Billthedrill]

“Honest, Doc, I was taking a shower with that there beer and I slipped. One in a million, Doc.”

[Celtic Conservative]

“Now if I could only keep my cigar lit”

((rimshot))

CC

[Rio]

Beer in the shower is great. But not in glass.

[al baby]

Yup taka vodka cheap ass crap got the job done hell I’d have to drink a pint or more in the am before I could shave I shook so much sober since April 6 2001

[dfwgator]

Remember this?

“Body On Tap” Commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onMYdim6O2M