“rain bits”
Don’t you just love Auto-Correct on your phone? And I agree, the rabbit in distress call is awful. I’ve heard it in the wild and over a speaker with a predator call...equally irritating.
Ha! And the worst part is my brain didn’t catch that as I quickly proofread before posting lol.
FReeping by phone does have its drawbacks.
THE CONFESSION
Hi, Bob, this is Alan from next door. I have a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now
telling you in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.
The truth is - I’ve been sharing your Wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me.It won’t happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.
Regards, Alan
NEXT.....
Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he had a subsequent message from his neighbor:
Hi, Bob, this is Alan again from next door. Sorry about that typo on my last text. But I expect you figured it out anyway and that you noticed that the darned AutoCorrect changed “WiFi” to “Wife”.
Technology, hey??
Regards, Alan