Posted on 01/30/2017 7:26:23 PM PST by mdittmar
Though Trump has yet to officially unveil the executive order,several sources have reported that it is ready to be signed this week.
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Is this supposed to be funny ..... or, simply stupid?
both
I think this is satire based on an earlier article stating that Trump was going to take away all gay rights with an EO.
our dogs and cat were best buds ,they would eat off the same plate ,but sadly they’re gone now
it seems yet another one fell in love with themselves!
Now that is funny!
It captures the idiocy of the Establishment Media quite well.
Maybe you guys should take chat off your list.some of us like to have fun;)
Outlawed Literature:
The Duel
Eugene Field
The gingham dog and the calico cat
Side by side on the table sat;
‘T was half-past twelve, and (what do you think!)
Nor one nor t’ other had slept a wink!
The old Dutch clock and the Chinese plate
Appeared to know as sure as fate
There was going to be a terrible spat.
(I was n’t there; I simply state
What was told to me by the Chinese plate!)
The gingham dog went “Bow-wow-wow!”
And the calico cat replied “Mee-ow!”
The air was littered, an hour or so,
With bits of gingham and calico,
While the old Dutch clock in the chimney-place
Up with its hands before its face,
For it always dreaded a family row!
(Now mind: I’m only telling you
What the old Dutch clock declares is true!)
The Chinese plate looked very blue,
And wailed, “Oh, dear! what shall we do!”
But the gingham dog and the calico cat
Wallowed this way and tumbled that,
Employing every tooth and claw
In the awfullest way you ever saw—
And, oh! how the gingham and calico flew!
(Don’t fancy I exaggerate—
I got my news from the Chinese plate!)
Next morning, where the two had sat
They found no trace of dog or cat;
And some folks think unto this day
That burglars stole that pair away!
But the truth about the cat and pup
Is this: they ate each other up!
Now what do you really think of that!
(The old Dutch clock it told me so,
And that is how I came to know.)
Will sign an EO creating Kick A Kitty Day.
Drudge now reporting that PETA to hold protest demonstrations at homeless animal shelters in at least 17 states on Wednesday: “Pets should not have the intolerant religious beliefs of humans forced upon them!”
Developing...
lol... sorry...
In response to Trump’s latest executive order restricting the freedom of expression of companion animals, Ima Numbnutz of Gerbil Lives Matter called for extensive protests and condemned canine privilege.
As long as it doesn’t ban dogs and cats living together!
Funny cats annoying dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj3BILPQoCo
Im fine with this but if he bans dogs from sniffing other dogs butts our pups are gonna be devastated
Cesar Millan will lose some business. :(. Love his show.
If Trump can get cats to behave, then he can do anything. LOL!
( I realize this is a joke.)
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