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Lighten the Load
unknown | 2/26/2017 | self

Posted on 02/26/2017 6:17:15 AM PST by sodpoodle

A lighter moment. Enjoy.

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: "We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you."?

AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ?

ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK: "We repair what your husband fixed.” ??

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."?

On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”?

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment." ?

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ?

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay..." ?

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.?

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."?

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."?

Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises'. ????????


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: business

1 posted on 02/26/2017 6:17:15 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Great Post!

2 posted on 02/26/2017 6:24:56 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks, I did enjoy.


3 posted on 02/26/2017 6:25:13 AM PST by jonsie
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To: sodpoodle

Cute. Thanks.


4 posted on 02/26/2017 6:51:58 AM PST by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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To: sodpoodle

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Service: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”


5 posted on 02/26/2017 7:10:49 AM PST by super7man (Madam Defarge, knitting, knitting, always knitting)
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To: sodpoodle

I saw a “Best Erections in the Business” sign on a panel truck operated by a company that erected and serviced transmission and cell phone towers.


6 posted on 02/26/2017 7:54:42 AM PST by Spartan79 (I view great cities as pestilential to the morals, the health, and the liberties of man. Jefferson)
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To: sodpoodle

Funny and witty, but why all the question marks?


7 posted on 02/26/2017 6:39:18 PM PST by Windflier (Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
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