I have no idea what you are talking about. I didn’t watch it. Did something bad happen?
Could someone give a brief, cogent synopsis of what did and/or didn't happen so that those of us who have only faint interest in this kind of uh... stuff... can know what happened last nite at the oscars?
'Cause we didn't watch. There are lots of us, but we wouldn't want to be misconstrued as really GAF about it.
So someone just tell us?