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1 posted on 05/06/2017 4:36:10 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist
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I’ve had two neck fusions, right side shoulder surgery, and surgery to reconnect all four tendons in my right hand. Currently, I’m in rehab for my left shoulder. Complete separation of the rotator cuff tendon and the biceps tendon. Bone spurs and arthritis. I’m eight weeks into my recovery and I’ve had two opioid painkillers. I’ve found Knob Creek bourbon is much more effective than the opioids.


50 posted on 05/06/2017 6:30:44 PM PDT by DugwayDuke ("A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest")
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Duh


51 posted on 05/06/2017 6:44:22 PM PDT by FreedomStar3028 (Somebody has to step forward and do what is right because it is right, otherwise no one will follow.)
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It increases your social skills too.

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52 posted on 05/06/2017 6:47:10 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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Both can destroy your liver, so pick the one that actually works............BEER!


54 posted on 05/06/2017 6:56:56 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.


57 posted on 05/06/2017 7:18:42 PM PDT by Trillian
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Well of course, alcohol is an anesthetic


58 posted on 05/06/2017 7:23:19 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Leftists today are speaking as if they plan to commence to commit genocide against conservatives.)
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For a painful headache, put a "Magic Hat" on your head, and "away go troubles, down the drain".

   

59 posted on 05/06/2017 7:44:19 PM PDT by Clearly Right (Except when I'm driving, which I tend to do on the left side of the vehicle.)
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A tall glass of water at bedtime works wonders for me. Sure, nature calls in a few hours but no hangover in the AM.


62 posted on 05/06/2017 8:02:20 PM PDT by broken_clock (Go Trump!)
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I had two mint julips today and was feeling no pain. I thought it must have been the mint.

The 2017 Woodford Reserve $1,000 mint julep recipe for the Kentucky Derby:

Fresh mint leaves

1.5 ounces Woodford Reserve bourbon

1/2 ounce simple sugar

1/2 ounce elderflower liqueur

1/4 ounce Pimm’s

Dash of Earl Grey bitters

Crushed ice

Scrub the inside of a julep cup with two mint leaves and drop them inside. Add the bourbon, sugar, liqueurs and bitters and pack the cup with crushed ice. Stir. Top the cup with additional ice and add a sprig of mint as a garnish. Morris also sprinkled some dried cornflower blossoms on top and added a sprig of baby’s breath to create a more photogenic drink.


64 posted on 05/06/2017 10:19:02 PM PDT by jonrick46 (The Left has a mental illness: A totalitarian psyche.)
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Tylenol kills by hemorrhages in the liver and kidneys.

Beer is life!
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65 posted on 05/06/2017 10:20:57 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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Well, Duh.


66 posted on 05/06/2017 10:59:22 PM PDT by rlmorel (President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
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Ummmmm....how much beer?


71 posted on 05/07/2017 3:40:06 AM PDT by Carbonsteel
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Guess when the morning after comes, you need to start drinking to take the pain away. Repeat and rinse. Yay! you are now an alkie!


72 posted on 05/07/2017 4:02:45 AM PDT by zaxtres
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