Imagine a staring contest between Nancy and Hillary.
Led Zeppelin
“Dazed And Confused”
Been dazed and confused for so long it’s not true.
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
Lots of people talkin’, few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah.
You hurt and abuse tellin’ all of your lies.
Run ‘round sweet baby, Lord how they hypnotize.
Sweet little baby, I don’t know where you’ve been.
Gonna love you baby, here I come again.
Ev’ry day I work so hard bringin’ home my hard-earned pay.
Try to love you baby, but you push me away.
Don’t know where you’re goin’, I don’t know just where you’ve been;
Sweet little baby, I want you again.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh, yeah! Alright!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Oh don’t leave me so confused, no! Oh, baby!
Been dazed and confused for so long, it’s not true,
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Take it easy baby, let them say what they will.
(Will your) tongue wag so much when I send you the bill?
Ooh, yeah! Alright!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Imagine a staring contest between Nancy and Hillary.
If they syncronized the google-eye, it'd cause an earthquake or global warming or something.
Hillary would be the first to lose control in a staring contest. She would grab the heaviest object (a book, a modem, an electric pencil sharpener, a laptop computer) and try to clock Nancy over the head with it.
Huma, would then jump out of her chair near the wall, and grab Hillary’s forearm, thus restraining her from completing her wind-up pitch.
Meanwhile Nancy continues staring at Hillary in a wordless trance.