Posted on 09/12/2017 4:50:06 PM PDT by PROCON
A Missouri woman was found with a loaded handgun in her vagina after being arrested for possession of drugs, a local newspaper reported.
Amika Witt, 20, was stopped by police at 5 a.m. Thursday for driving 90 miles per hour.
During a search, police found ecstasy on her her, as well as heroin in her bra, according to a statement read in court by McLean County Assistant State’s Attorney Layne Roberts.
Witt was taken to McLean County Jail where she was strip searched by a female officer, who then found a 13-ounce Kimber .380 handgun in Witt’s body cavity. The handgun was loaded and had a bullet in the chamber.
Witt is charged with armed violence for possessing a weapon during the alleged commission of a felony and while in possession of drugs, and possession of a controlled substance with intent to deliver.
Clinton McDonald, 29, was also in the car at the time and charged with unlawful possession of heroin with the intent to deliver, and possession of ecstasy.
Both Witt and McDonald were jailed and had their bail set at $40,035 and $20,035, respectively.
Darwin Award winner if it went off.
Lucky the cop searched her before that happened. The humiliation.
From the photo, I think she played the German tank commander in the last part of Kelly’s Heroes...
There’s concealed carry and now CUNcealed carry!
She must have exceptional muscular control to have kept it
“holstered.”
new meaning to “one in the chamber”
A novel form of contraception.
“From the photo, I think she played the German tank commander in the last part of Kelly’s Heroes...”
Hahaha, yep I remember the scene. He decided it was suicide to defend the bank full of gold. Kelley gave him his cut to cut out and he literally lite up like a lamp when he saw those gold bars. Great movie. Telly Savalis, “Oddball” Donald Sutherland........Need to see that again.
nicely done!
I’ve heard of guys having hair-trigger problems but this ... is different.
Since she was already 'under arrest' and within the confines of the jail
she should also be charged with ' promoting prison contraband', unless she voluntarily admitted possession to police.
Thank goodness it wasn't a cellphone that she secreted, otherwise the inmates would have ordered out for pizza.
And instead of coming,
She went.
Winner!
https://gastatic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Kimber-380-1.jpg
So what did they find in McDonald ?
A farm ?
Ouch.
A KIMBER?!?!?!
Damn, with that mug-shot, I would have figured she might have hidden a S&W N-Frame!
Mark
A magnetometer scan would have set off an alarm. A frisking would have led to a strip search, and another magnetometer scan would have led to the cavity search.
Mark
Holy crap. Which part - or ALL of it?
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