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Really? Too much sex is a taboo? Tell us, dear, how much sex does a proper couple have?

[Alvy and Annie are seeing their therapists at the same time on a split screen]

Alvy Singer's Therapist: How often do you sleep together?

Annie Hall's Therapist: Do you have sex often?

Alvy Singer: [lamenting] Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.

Annie Hall: [annoyed] Constantly. I'd say three times a week.

[sparklite2]

Well played.

[Cheerio]

Really? Too much sex is a taboo? Tell us, dear, how much sex does a proper couple have?

"Alright, well how many times do we do it?" (Cosmo Kramer)