Yeah Hitler was running a bodega in Bogota and he got caught selling un-taxed cigarettes.
I heard he was a Volkswagen salesman in Buenos Aires.
He was fired for clear-coat and under coating scams.
And he kept trying to tell buyers they could mount coaxial twin MG-42’s to the Beetles’ hoods.
He moved to New Orleans and was the second gunman in Dallas, 1963. And that’s the truth.
As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.