Makes me think of mr. Beans.
Fookin wanker.
Bill him.
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He looks a bit lacking in grey matter.
Unfortunately he lived and will probably reproduce. This is similar deal to the moon-bat up in Maine awhile back that lit a fireworks deal on top of his head and it killed him. At least that moron will not reproduce.
Darwin Award, Honorable Mention.
What an imbecilic POS.
No wonder Britain lost its empire.
They should have plugged it in then told him they were going to set it to “popcorn” and turn it on. He’d have gotten it off by himself.
There should have been a sixth firefighter tied up for an hour in this case, five to work on freeing him and one more to beat him with a garden hose through the rescue to help keep his head out of any more microwaves.
What a blockhead.
My Most Useless & Macabre Task Breakdown du Jour.
If the ‘Poor Boy’ had died from this prank,
the mortician may have had to bury him, as is
with the microwave still stuck on his head.
A Closed Coffin would be the likely result.
What is an undertaker to do for the Last Viewing, dress the deceased in his Football Jacket, wearing his suit from the Prom, only to be distracted by the microwave, albeit polished up and shiny for the ceremony. No, that wouldn’t do. There is no way to present such a situation in a manner that is aesthetically pleasing. It’s not been done before.
To “alter” the cadaver’s pose by force, so that it would fit into a coffin would be expensive, at least $600.
Either alter it or create and build a most unusual looking casket, one with a cube shaped ending. Such a coffin would be next to impossible to be carried without a strap and dolly.
Same thing with a grave plot, more charges to accomodate.
Better off using cremation, making certain that the microwave was unplugged, of course!
They should have just broken it up with a 10 pound sledge hammer. No risk of brain damage for this guy.
Wouldn’t a sledge hammer have been quicker? Or plug it in and when his head explodes, use the fire hose to clean it out?
It’s not like a productive member of society would have been lost.
Nothing quite says “Dork” so much as an adjustable baseball cap turned backwards.
“Cemented.” I read several versions of this story and didn’t see any clarification of that. If concrete was used, it wasn’t simply “cemented.” Many of the elite folks who have very little technical knowledge are ignorant of the fact that concrete and cement are two different materials. If it was cement as in glue, that wasn’t explained either.