“Clark, if he gets goin’ on your leg, it’s best to just let him finish.”
Posted on 12/23/2017 11:00:15 PM PST by Pelham
MARINE BARRACKS WASHINGTON, D.C. — Cpl. Chesty XIV, also known as Chesty The Bulldog, has been removed from his primary duties as the official Marine Corps mascot following multiple charges of sexual misconduct, sources confirmed today.
There were several cases involving accusations of leg humping, unsolicited face licking, and one claim of lewd sexting.
“I always suspected Chesty was letting his fame go to his head,” said Pfc. David Trimbull, a member of the Marine Corps Silent Drill Platoon. “We all heard rumors, but the command made it perfectly clear they wanted us to keep quiet.”
In 2016, a story emerged about Chesty when a server witnessed him cornering two Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at the USO Gala in Washington, D.C.
“I was in absolute shock, just like them,” said the witness, whose name is withheld out of fear of reprisal. “I couldn’t move I was so scared, and when it was all over, all I could do was comfort them and offer some clean napkins.”
The two cheerleaders never pressed charges and refused to comment on the incident.
Stories involving sexual harassment and abuse aren’t new to the Marines. Earlier this year, the Corps was rocked by a scandal involving a Facebook group known as “Marines United” where more than 30,000 active and former Marines shared nude photos of former partners without their consent.
During the initial investigation into the infamous social media group, authorities discovered images of a female chihuahua and French bulldog, but didn’t see any connection. In light of recent events, however, law enforcement is now looking into whether or not Chesty may have been involved.
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And keep them clean, this is a family joint.
Lassie is quietly barking “Me-Too!”, in Long Coated Collie dialect.
I bet they are wearing pink hats.
Those bitches.
“Clark, if he gets goin’ on your leg, it’s best to just let him finish.”
Sad state of affairs.
The cheerleaders refused to press charges? Against a DOG?
c'mon, man.
This is either Satire.... Or Jesus is Returning Tomorrow....
Wasn’t Lassie really a guy?
I was in a restaurant yesterday and they had a sign up saying grouchy etc people would be charged an extra 10 bucks for them having to put up with you.
I told them I was going to register a formal complaint and asked if anyone didn’t think the sign was a bit discriminatory if not confrontational.
I also had to tell a waitress (can we still say that?) that I was NOT her deer(sic) and it made me feel uncomfortable when she called me sweetie.
I occasionally have to make prescription deliveries to a ‘home’ and hate to go during the day as all the women look at me like I am fresh meat and the men scowl at me.
I would venture to say that it is about 40% that the person I deliver for is YOUNGER than me...that is ‘scary’.
“...Returning Tomorrow....”
Easy on now, one never knows, do one?
The Clinton’s kept ol yeller quiet
Shhhh..........
It a surprise birthday party for Jesus
and dogs will be dogs
Yes.
They used male Rough Collies because the females’ hormonal fluctuations affected their coats and caused them to not look “fluffy enough” from time to time.
I got an Old English Male just turned 1 in September. This guys hormones are running rampant. He will hop up in the recliner with my wife and jump on her head and the battle begins. Dangest thing you ever saw. All I can do is laugh and take pictures. He comes in about 75 lbs and my wife about 120 so it is a pretty good match up.
He has a fetish for my wool/leather slippers. I have to hide them and be real careful when I walk or he will trip me and if I go down I am afraid what will happen.
I gotta find this guy three or four girl friends.
Funny.. very funny..
Lol... A neighbor set up a mannequin in his front yard depicting this scene.
YES
We must’ve got a male with a defective rough coat. His is never as long and full as the typical rough coat. It sure tangles and mats easily though! I just spent more at the groomer on him than I spend on my own cut and color!
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