Santa is moving to the South Pole because of global warming

Government of Canada ^ | 12/24/2017 | Canadian government

[dfwgator]

Plus that guy is a Canadian, Harland Williams, who always makes the best cameo appearances, he also was hilarious as the State Trooper in “Dumb and Dumber”.

[Oscar in Batangas]

Nah, the real reason is: he wants to get farther away from Canuckistan

[redhead]

What did you expect?? Their premiere is the lovechild of Fidel Castro. (or not...)

[Deaf Smith]

Al Gore is such.

A handful of years ago, he was part of some sort of Earth day and wanted a outdoor concert on every continent. It took awhile for his handlers to get him to understand that Summers in Antarctica are not warm.

Yes, he stated there would a outdoor concert on Antarctica.

[xrmusn]

I ‘love’ it when the dummies go to the ‘Poles’ to observe the melting ice floes etal and end up having to call the US or Russian ICEBREAKERS in so they can get their sorry asses out of there.

I certainly hope the bill BREAKS all of them - INCLUDING the idiots that provide transportation(Don’t mind them ‘making a buck’ BUT you know some of those snowflakes will sue once the granola supply dips)

[TigersEye]

Santa Claus has more basis in fact than Glowbull Warming.

[FrankR]

Prime example of one MYTH reacting to another MYTH.

[RetiredTexasVet]

Makes perfect sense... if they believe in Santa Claus they probably believe in global warming, the tooth fairy, etc.

[a fool in paradise]

Isn’t this summertime down south???

[a fool in paradise]

Is the South Pole more racist than the North Pole, I wonder?

[ResponseAbility]

****Wouldn’t GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?****

Heat rises, DUH!

[xrmusn]

The North pole doesn’t care how BIG you get, just don’t get close.

The South pole doesn’t care how close you get, just don’t get to BIG.

[newfreep]

LOL...good one!

[newfreep]

Not a coincidence that the first Earth Day was on Vladimir Lenin’s 100th birthday...communists celebrating a murdering communist.

[Mark17]

Wouldn’t GLOBAL warming also melt the ice at the South Pole, too?

One would think so, but here is another angle. If Santa and all the rest of these climate refugees are heading to the South Pole, Presumably, they think it is colder at the South Pole. I see a hole in their logic. In December, isn't it usually warmer in SOUTHERN Florida, than it is in NORTHERN Maine? So, using my impeccable logic, just going south, may not be the best thing for them to do. It might be warmer. 😀😆😁 Anyway, That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it. 👍😄😊

[Mark17]

Is the South Pole more racist than the North Pole, I wonder?

If it has more white snow, then the answer is yes. Snow is racist. 😁😀🤔

[newfreep]

Another good one!!!

“Logic & Leftism” should never be used in the same sentence.

[Fresh Wind]

I see the weather forecast for the next 10 days shows we won’t see temps over 32 after today for who knows how long, and that’s Canadian cold air that’s causing it.

I expect more of this happy horse**** from libtards as the new ice age progresses.

[JoeProBono]

[COBOL2Java]

I always wondered how Santa trained his new reindeer!