What the New York Times UFO Report Actually Reveals

nymag.com ^ | December 26, 2017 9:26 pm | Jeff Wise

[fella]

I for one welcome the opportunity to meld into the Borg.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Means the space whale is on a high fiber diet. ;-)

[JockoManning]

Pry them off and take some Q-tips to them and the board under them with alcohol or a wet-wipe.

[JockoManning]

That's how we primarily see it, too.

Thanks.

[woodbutcher1963]

You do not need a space shuttle to explore outer space. The space shuttle was a delta winged reentry vehicle. It was made to be a reusable vehicle for reentry into earths atmosphere. Most other planets do not have an atmosphere that requires anything other than reverse thrusters to slow your decent due to gravity.

[DungeonMaster]

Money laundering!!!

Breaking Bad

[Jamestown1630]

Maybe just a common sense refusal to fall for obvious fear-mongering and quasi-religious hysteria.

[JockoManning]

There's a lot of very religious hysteria in the new age section of the field.

Even the 'scientific' portion is quite religious in fervor, dogma, etc.

[piasa]

Maybe it was the aliens who punched Reid in the eye and told him to retire.

Maybe it got bumped while he was in bed with John Brennan. I hear he plays rough...

[piasa]

Aren’t th aircraft used in rendition flights based out of Nevada?

Maybe the building modifications are related to that. Prison bars are an alloy. Stage props could be made of anything.

Imagine the Dems coming up with their own torture program only the prisoners come away believing they were abducted by aliens... nobody would believe them if they were released later and complained to the ICC about “alien probes.”