Pennsylvania inmate loses appeal that drugs hidden in his buttocks weren’t his

NY Daily News ^ | 1/2/18 | TERENCE CULLEN

[Gamecock]

No ifs, ands or butts about it.

That’s the message a Pennsylvania judicial panel sent to an inmate who claimed a balloon full of synthetic marijuana in his rear end wasn’t his.

The ruling last week came after Edwin Wylie-Biggs appealed the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania’s additional sentence for having the contraband material, arguing it didn’t have sufficient evidence.

A corrections officer testified that he told Wylie-Biggs to bend over during a strip search, having seen another inmate pass him something.

When Wylie-Biggs spread his buttocks “a clear plastic bag containing a small blue balloon could be seen sticking out of his rectum,” according to the court document.

Wylie-Biggs took the bag out of his anus, which officials immediately tested. The substance came back positive as K2, a synthetic form of marijuana.

[WayneS]

Maybe it got in there accidently when someone pushed in his stool for him at the snack counter in the rec room...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

“Honest. It wasn’t mine. I was just holding it (in my butt) for a friend.”

[Pearls Before Swine]

Thanks for the morning laugh!

[dontreadthis]

didn’t pass the smell test

[DaveA37]

“Maybe it got in there accidently when someone pushed in his stool for him at the snack counter in the rec room.”.

We all know, un-explained things can happen.

[ClearCase_guy]

"Do you think this destroyed his chances at an early parole?"
"Yeah, definitely wrecked 'em."

[Doogle]

[bgill]

Possession is 9/10ths of the law.

[RedMonqey]

Possession’s 9/1Oth of the law, son (Snicker, Snicker!)

[Sequoyah101]

Butt wait, it gets better:

“Wylie-Biggs reportedly survived a 100-foot fall off a bridge in suburban Pittsburgh while running from police in January 2014.”

[Red Badger]

[Red Badger]

Even better!:

http://www.sheriffalleghenycounty.com/releases/12-0109wb.html

[BobL]

They only write these articles to attack the gay lifestyle.

[Terry Mross]

Reminds me of the movie LIFE with Eddie Murphy. He was explaining how the drugs a young inmate was about to take had gotten inside the prison.

[t4texas]

Who does he think he is . . . Hillary Clinton?!?!

[Gamecock]

++Maybe it got in there accidently when someone pushed in his stool for him at the snack counter in the rec room...++

Every proctologist story ends in the same way: “It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.”

[Fhios]

Well, actually I don’t entirely trust some of our law enforcement and Prison guards. Possession is 9/10th of the law they say and that’s how much veracity in the testimony of the guard. 90%.

Color me cynical. After we’ve seen what our public employees are willing to do to the Trump administration and the laws they broke in the Obama administration it’s no longer a slam dunk in believing 99%.98 anything these days.

[4yearlurker]

Edwin went from "They'll never find them in here" to "How dat get there!"

[Delta 21]

Wylie-Bigg's aint got the blues no mo......