[I want the USA back]

He was arrested for being visibly drunk while driving. The burrito part is irrelevant and is there only for a catchy headline.

[bagster]

He was arrested for being visibly drunk while driving.

How can he be arrested when he was clearly NOT driving and was passed out behind the wheel, parked, at the drive thru.

Did you even read the article?

Cmon, man. I could get this guy off in court my damn self.

I'd be all like, "You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole court is out of order! I won't stand here and let you badmouth my country! Gentlemen!"

Yep. Open and shut case.

Better call Bagster.

(pro bono just to stick it to the Oligarch banksters)