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Come on freepers what would you do? Your dog or your purse/wallet?
1 posted on 03/05/2018 2:50:14 AM PST by BBell
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To: BBell

Keeping the dog.


2 posted on 03/05/2018 2:55:08 AM PST by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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our dog or your purse

Give them the dog.

Then while they're standing there with the dog thinking, Really? - pull your gun from your purse and plug'em (being careful to not hit the pooch).

3 posted on 03/05/2018 2:57:09 AM PST by grobdriver (BUILD KATE'S WALL!)
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An ultimatum my dog would have enjoyed...


5 posted on 03/05/2018 3:16:06 AM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: BBell

Armed Robber: “Your money or your life!”
Jack Benny: “...I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”


6 posted on 03/05/2018 3:19:26 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Wear an orange pin to mourn the victims of the Tide Pods Challenge.)
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To: BBell

Well, I have a concealed Ruger 380 so that might alter the conversation a bit...


7 posted on 03/05/2018 3:52:09 AM PST by mom4melody (,)
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Why would you have a dog the wouldn’t attack robbers?

Give the useless dog.


8 posted on 03/05/2018 3:57:54 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: BBell

“Take the cannolli ...” leave the dog.


9 posted on 03/05/2018 4:07:04 AM PST by A strike (" ... you're killin' me Smalls.")
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I have to choose the dog. I have a Shih Tzu puppy and no one had better lay hands on him if they want to stay dry. He is very kissy.


13 posted on 03/05/2018 4:54:26 AM PST by The Deplorable Miss Lemon (If illegals are here to do the jobs Americans won't do why are so many illegals on welfare?)
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To: BBell

They would regret trying to take my dog.

He would go from pussycat to wolverine in one second. I like German Shepherds as they just are way.


14 posted on 03/05/2018 4:59:47 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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I imagine you have an opinion here...


16 posted on 03/05/2018 5:04:04 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: BBell

One of the men wore a black hoodie and the other had a black bandana on his face, the report said.

...

As long as they don’t remove those black items of clothing, citizens should be able to help identify them.


17 posted on 03/05/2018 5:05:49 AM PST by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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Sixteen bites later and after he’s left a load in their car he will unfortunately be back. I could be so lucky that someone would either take or shoot the wife’s dog. Demon Yorkie. I warned her that there was a reason such a cute dog was in the shelter. Nothing for it now but to hope that I outlive him. Pretty sure he feels the same about me.


18 posted on 03/05/2018 5:08:10 AM PST by Politically Correct (A member of the rabble in good standing)
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To: BBell

The dog.

And I get a lot of grief here for being heartless regarding animals because I believe there should be NO animal rights laws.

But everything in my wallet can be replaced. Everything. The dog is a beloved friend, until I get really, REALLY hungry. :)


19 posted on 03/05/2018 5:17:32 AM PST by robroys woman (So you're not confused, I'm male.)
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If she had a gun, she could have given the bastards a choice: a bullet in the heart or in the brain.


20 posted on 03/05/2018 5:17:54 AM PST by I want the USA back (Liberalism is the denial of human nature. Liberals are insane. Liberals should be in strait jackets.)
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If staying out of the Pet aisle saves me as much money as staying out of the Alcoholic Beverage aisle does, giving the robbers the dog would almost be a reversal who’s getting robbed.


23 posted on 03/05/2018 6:08:36 AM PST by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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All the more reason to carry a rigged purse as a decoy. When the robbers open it they get a nice little BOOM 💥 . The end.
24 posted on 03/05/2018 6:14:08 AM PST by tflabo (Varmints)
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I don’t think I would be in danger if I were walking one of our dogs. Our Golden isn’t likely to scare most. But the mutt dog is very protective. He is also racist. I think that is because Mexican is his first language.


26 posted on 03/05/2018 6:25:57 AM PST by petitfour (APPEAL TO HEAVEN)
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ROBBER: Your money or your life!

JACK BENNY: ------------------

ROBBER: Well??

BENNY: I'm thinking!

28 posted on 03/05/2018 6:44:59 AM PST by pabianice (LINE)
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Since the dog was obviously worthless for defense of its owner, give up the dog.


29 posted on 03/05/2018 6:51:07 AM PST by Enchante (FusionGPS "dirty dossier" scandal links Hillary, FBI, CIA, Dept of Justice... "Deep State" is real)
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I hope there was no hesitation on her part.


30 posted on 03/05/2018 6:56:51 AM PST by moovova
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