1 posted on
03/12/2018 9:33:28 AM PDT by
snarkpup
To: snarkpup
Love the Bee.
Amen to the part about back rubs. This is not the movie theater.
2 posted on
03/12/2018 9:40:48 AM PDT by
GnuThere
To: snarkpup
The first person ejected needed an ambulance ride to the hospital.
I predict a lot of lawsuits in their future.
3 posted on
03/12/2018 9:40:54 AM PDT by
BuffaloJack
(Chivalry is not dead. It is a warriors code and only practiced by warriors.)
To: snarkpup
If only this was really true...
4 posted on
03/12/2018 9:42:21 AM PDT by
BlessedBeGod
(To restore all things in Christ~~Appeasing evil is cowardice~~Francis is temporary. Hell is forever.)
To: snarkpup
I know a seriously annoying busybody in our choir I would love to press the button on. 😏
5 posted on
03/12/2018 9:46:12 AM PDT by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Screw The NFL!!!!!! My family fought for the flag!)
To: snarkpup
I have to send this to my pastor, ASAP...
6 posted on
03/12/2018 9:46:22 AM PDT by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes rights)
To: snarkpup
The kneeling bar comes down and smashes their feet.
8 posted on
03/12/2018 9:48:27 AM PDT by
headstamp 2
(My "White Privilege" is my work ethic.)
To: snarkpup
Snopes better fact check this...
To: snarkpup
This is a problem in virtually every church.
10 posted on
03/12/2018 9:53:10 AM PDT by
fwdude
(History has no 'sides;' you're thinking of geometry.)
To: snarkpup
Now there’s an idea for upgrading the seats of our Congress.
To: snarkpup
I remember a phone ringing while out pastor was praying... the ring tone was “take me out to the ball game”. He continued with his prayer, and after he said “amen” he yelled, “Play ball!”
He had a sense of humor and got his point across.
13 posted on
03/12/2018 9:57:26 AM PDT by
Not A Snowbird
(Formerly SandyInSeattle cuz I moved!)
To: snarkpup
In our church, we have one group that specifically announces before the meeting that everyone should turn off or silence their cell phones. Like clockwork, one woman’s phone goes off during the meeting. All the time. She’s a very sweet woman so no one wants to be harsh with her but she never listens. It never registers with her. Its kind of a joke now.
14 posted on
03/12/2018 9:59:32 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: snarkpup
What I’d really like is the ability to trigger the Claymore in the steering columns of the jackasses who insist on texting while driving.
16 posted on
03/12/2018 10:03:39 AM PDT by
SirLurkedalot
(10/10/51-7/7/16 RIP Dad, I'll be missing you until I cross over to Eternity)
To: snarkpup
21 posted on
03/12/2018 10:16:39 AM PDT by
timestax
To: snarkpup
Left out that visitor was killed as his body penetrated both the sanctuary ceiling and then the roof where a rafter severed his head........and that the damage to the building was over $10,000.00.
Saints in sanctuary went into shock as blood continued to drip from the hole in the ceiling and could not return to building for weeks. Repairs closed the sanctuary for weeks as well.
Typical results of Baptists giving such control to the pastor and having a committee make the decision for the system when neither had thought through the unintended consequences..........
;-)
22 posted on
03/12/2018 10:16:59 AM PDT by
Arlis
To: snarkpup
Can’t remember the last time I heard a phone ring in church.
24 posted on
03/12/2018 10:42:17 AM PDT by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: snarkpup
To: snarkpup
We need to install ejection seats in Congress and the press room.
29 posted on
03/12/2018 11:10:56 AM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
To: snarkpup
Dead poets society , call from God
30 posted on
03/12/2018 11:26:47 AM PDT by
South Dakota
(We need a real independent investigation of Bill/Hillary and Obama's actions)
To: snarkpup
Reminds me of the catapult scene from, “Robin Hood, Men in Tights.” Also of a long ago newspaper story that included the terms “girl friend” and “trebuchet.”
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