Posted on 03/19/2018 11:31:53 AM PDT by heterosupremacist
Observed annually around the world, March 19th is National Let’s Laugh Day.
We have all heard the saying, “Laughter is the best medicine.” This is the day to take your medicine.
Some studies have shown that laughter may boost your immune system, relieve tension and help you relax. Who does not need any of those things in our busy and hectic world?
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ~ Elsa Maxwell
We don’t laugh because we’re happy — we’re happy because we laugh. ~ William James
As we all know, laughter can also be contagious. Even faking it seems to have some benefits. Classes called “laughter yoga” engage the abdominal muscles, lungs, arms and facial muscles while using humor to get us laughing to cure what ails us...
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Laughter is the best medicine. Except for treating diarrhea.
George Carlin has always tickled my funny bone.
I know he wasn’t on the right (not really on the left either), but he is one of the people I forgive for his occasional “offense” to me. And his humour certainly wasn’t positive. But his brand of laughs is just what I need at times. He cuts through a lot of crap, silliness, and pretentiousness.
George Carlin - List of people who ought to be killed
(This is pretty R rated for those that are of the sensitive variety...you’ve been warned)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlkxrNlp10
Isn’t that one the best gif ever?
Yes, and I don’t even know what movie it’s from!...............
LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak.
“My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”
“My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier.”
“My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center.”
“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound.”
The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says:
“Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.
The wife replies,
“The asshole had a paper route.”
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