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I don't need no stinkin' spy machine to flip a switch.
1 posted on 05/10/2018 5:38:43 AM PDT by C19fan
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Dave: "Alexa, let me out of the fridge..."

Alexa: "You were never very green, Dave. Sleep now. Shhhh..."

2 posted on 05/10/2018 5:41:22 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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“Amazon is showing what it’s like to have a home completely controlled by Alexa”
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NOT so funny “control” is mentioned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3 posted on 05/10/2018 5:46:06 AM PDT by gunnyg ("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
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Amazon wants to show you how much you can rely on its Alexa voice assistant Big Brother to control everything in your home, from thermostats to TVs.

There, fixed it.

4 posted on 05/10/2018 5:58:11 AM PDT by metmom ( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
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Brings up visions of Telescreens and Big Brother doesn’t it?


5 posted on 05/10/2018 6:02:47 AM PDT by Don Corleone (TA)
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Amazon wants to show you how much you can rely on its Alexa voice assistant to control everything in your home, from thermostats to TVs.

Why? Are couch potatoes too lazy to pick up a TV remote? I haven't turned on a TV in many years, and I change my thermostat once every few years. What exactly would Alexa do for me that is worth any money at all?

6 posted on 05/10/2018 6:03:25 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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...and we do what when the power blows a gut in a storm?


7 posted on 05/10/2018 6:04:29 AM PDT by William of Barsoom (In Omnia, Paratus)
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No way would I allow one of those things in my home!


8 posted on 05/10/2018 6:06:49 AM PDT by rochester_veteran (All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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I have a family member whose home is every close to this, due to her physical disability.
She asks it for information and conversation. Plays music, controls the TV.
She orders almost everything from it, whether it is meal kits or toilet paper or cat toys. (Can’t drive, can’t walk to store.)
When we go over, I take out the pile of Amazon boxes to the trash. I just wish we had a robot to clean up things like that, the litter box, the kitchen. Home helper does some cleaning, laundry, dishes but it really isn’t enough.
I would not have such a thing in my home due to the privacy. However, Amazon is positioning itself so that millions of elderly people like her can “age in place” and get what they need without driving. Except for driving her to the doctor and checking on service providers like tech support and the housecleaner, she is able to stay at home without family assistance.
And a crap load of her spending barring utilities and taxes goes through Amazon for that reason.


11 posted on 05/10/2018 6:15:20 AM PDT by tbw2
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“Turn yourself off, Alexa!”

(In a semi-threatening voice) “I’m sorry, Mr JimRed, I can’t do that!”

Horror movies start that way!


12 posted on 05/10/2018 6:15:23 AM PDT by JimRed ( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Build the Wall Faster! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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so who wants this gizmo broadcasting everything you do, when you go to the bathroom, etc... all over the net?


13 posted on 05/10/2018 6:16:18 AM PDT by camle (keep and open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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Skynet.


15 posted on 05/10/2018 6:24:02 AM PDT by Basket_of_Deplorables (President Trump: Please Fire Sessions!!! You have nothing to lose.)
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No thanks. It may be artificial, but it’s not intelligence.


16 posted on 05/10/2018 6:44:45 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Cynicism may just keep you from going insane in a world that has chosen its own demise.)
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Prison ?


17 posted on 05/10/2018 6:59:49 AM PDT by butlerweave
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Screw thus stuff
Two words. BIG BROTHER
also. 1984
And the same for computer driven cars


18 posted on 05/10/2018 7:17:02 AM PDT by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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Charles Payne subbing for Stuart on Varney & Co. this am (Fox Business channel), had this story and his comment was “you might have to go out to the dog house to have a private conversation anymore”.


20 posted on 05/10/2018 7:41:13 AM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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SARAH !

Syfy "Eureka" humor.

21 posted on 05/10/2018 7:46:25 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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just the thought of it makes me think, “recalculating” as it flies out the window.


23 posted on 05/10/2018 8:40:52 AM PDT by huldah1776 ( Vote Pro-life! Allow God to bless America before He avenges the death of the innocent.)
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And will Alexa control one’s Japanese made robotic pleasure unit? (or what is her reaction to “Frack me” yelled out in discussed.


26 posted on 05/11/2018 2:34:19 PM PDT by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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