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What if Christ came for supper?
ChristianPatriot.com ^ | 5/22/2018 | Self

Posted on 05/22/2018 7:32:41 AM PDT by Bob Celeste

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A good reason to eat organic: When Abraham was 135 years old he married a 14 year old and had sons and daughters.

Today, at 74, thanks to all the stuff in our food and water, I wouldn't know what to do with a 14 year old other than to ask her to wash the dishes.

1 posted on 05/22/2018 7:32:41 AM PDT by Bob Celeste
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Okay, as long as he brings the wine.................


2 posted on 05/22/2018 7:33:44 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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Just put jugs of water out for him. Then he does not have to shop or carry.


3 posted on 05/22/2018 7:35:21 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Bob Celeste

Ramen noodles.


4 posted on 05/22/2018 7:37:29 AM PDT by blackdog
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Leg of lamb, Naan bread, roasted red Potatoes, minted red cabbage and spinach.


5 posted on 05/22/2018 7:37:48 AM PDT by Fhios (Mr. Magoo or Rip Van Sessions?)
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Good idea! I’ll make it Evian!.................


6 posted on 05/22/2018 7:38:30 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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And whatever you serve, no two scoops of Ice cream. We know what hell that brings down these days!


7 posted on 05/22/2018 7:39:14 AM PDT by blackdog
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https://www.clearlyfiltered.com/products/clean-water-pitcher Will save money on several Jesus dinners.


8 posted on 05/22/2018 7:42:02 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Bob Celeste

BP&J OK Lord of Lords?


9 posted on 05/22/2018 7:42:28 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (robert mueller is an unguided missile)
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I’d make him my favorites - Caesar salad, Beef Stroganoff, and strawberry/rhubarb pie for dessert.


10 posted on 05/22/2018 7:43:35 AM PDT by mkleesma (`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
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And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. --Luke 4:12
11 posted on 05/22/2018 7:45:01 AM PDT by onedoug
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Pizza, for sure.


12 posted on 05/22/2018 7:45:46 AM PDT by Pravious
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To: Bob Celeste

I need a cleaning woman.


13 posted on 05/22/2018 7:45:48 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Red Badger
"Ask the old man, why skunks, mosquitoes, and puberty?"

See what the asswers are?

14 posted on 05/22/2018 7:46:31 AM PDT by blackdog
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Leftovers or what my wife and I call “hunt em and kill em” nights


15 posted on 05/22/2018 7:46:37 AM PDT by The Louiswu (MAGA)
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When Abraham was 135 years old he married a 14 year old and had sons and daughters.

Which is why Abraham had descendants by the multitude. When Isaac was old enough to take over the family patriarchy, Abraham sent all his wives and concubines with his children 'to the East'.....

Genesis 25:5

Abraham left everything he owned to Isaac. Genesis 25:6

But while he was still living, he gave gifts to the sons of his concubines and sent them away from his son Isaac to the land of the east.

Where this 'land of the East' is, some think it was Babylon and the Chaldeans, since Abraham came from there, Ur of the Chaldees, while others think it was India.....................

16 posted on 05/22/2018 7:47:03 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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That wouldn’t be Kosher!................


17 posted on 05/22/2018 7:48:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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I’d rather feed John the Baptist...


18 posted on 05/22/2018 7:56:45 AM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
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I would give him my homemade Pasta Con Pesci. Of course the pasta would be Angel Hair the fish would be Calamari. Wine would be a light Rhine.


19 posted on 05/22/2018 8:00:55 AM PDT by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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Loaves and fishes and invited the entire neighborhood!


20 posted on 05/22/2018 8:02:45 AM PDT by neefer (We're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again.)
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