Now the world knows.
Well, as soon as he filed a lawsuit it was ‘official’ public knowledge............
Smarmy TV host announces that, "If Mrs. Edna T. of North Meadow Street in Hampton calls in and pays the studio 500 pounds, they will not reveal the name of her lover in Bolton. Yes, if she acts quickly, her husband Richard and her two children Albert and little Catherine need never know the name of her lover in Bolton!"