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Think Like a Farm Boy
A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor’s, and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door...
“Is your Dad home?”
“No sir, he isn’t; he went to town.”
“Well, is your Mother here?”
“No sir, she went to town with Dad.”
“How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?”
“No sir, He went with Mom and Dad.”
The rancher stood there for a few minutes,
shifting from one foot to the other,
and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do for you?
I know where all the tools are,
if you want to borrow one,
or I can give dad a message.”
“Well,” said the rancher uncomfortably,
“I really wanted to talk to your Dad.
It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.”’
The boy thought for a moment.
“You would have to talk to Dad about that.
I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog,
but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”
Old tale.
Humorous, but it didn’t happen in 2017.
It’s been around for quite a while.
Dam.
Those are also the King’s Beavers.
The knave who might touch them or their property is bound for trouble
DEA officer stopped by the farm the other day.
“i need to inspect your farm for growing illegal drugs.”
Farmer said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there...”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, i have the authority of the Federal Government with me!”
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face.
“See this badge!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever i wish... On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have i made myself clear?... do you understand?!”
Farmer nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, farmer heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by his big old mean bull... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs... “Your badge, show him your badge!!”
Hope they took some dam pictures...
Our Marxist government bureaucrats have neither a sense of humor nor a sense of irony.
They will probably simply prosecute and/or fine the owner.
Lol. It was worth it. On its way to many locations.