Let me add one: Barrack Obama.
When Bill Clinton came back from Arkansas, a secret service agent greeted him and noticed the pig under his arm. “Nice pig, Mr President” Bill responded, “That is no pig. It is a rare miniature Arkansas Razorback. I got it for Hillary!” The agent replied, “Nice Trade!”
Reagan said once after inviting a Russian to dinner- *(I’m paraphrasing, can’t remember exactly what they said, but it was similar to the following:
“I would like you to attend a dinner I’m throwing, bring a friend... if you have one”
to which the Russian replied “I can’t- I’ll be going to see the second day showing of your play... if there is one”
Zing!
There was one from Jan 2009 to Jan 2017.
Did you hear the one *That the next new US President after the 9-11 attack would be a Muslim?
“National Presidential joke Day August 11”
Obama.
(Thank you, thank you...I’m here all week. Try the veal, it’s great. And, be sure to tip the waitresses.”
The Gipper was so fast with his wit. My favorite is when there was an all too public tiff between Desmond TuTu and Ronaldus Magnus. It was being flamed by the press (surprise)
Finally, Ronnie decided he should chat with TuTu to clear the air. The press asked him how those talks went.
“My chat with TuTu? So So”
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner.
With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
“Fifty dollars!” she would cry out from the curb.
“No, five dollars!” fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!” And he’d yell back, “Five dollars!”
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog, As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the ‘pro’ would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
Sure enough, there was the hooker!
Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past. Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled…
“See what you get for five bucks?”