Posted on 08/26/2018 8:09:56 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a car when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7 million when you and I are doing basically the same work?
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
ROFL
Funny but not true. Doctors don’t rebuild a heart with it running. They put the person on bypass and stop the heart.
The mechanic was correct.
Ka ching
LOL!
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