Posted on 09/19/2018 9:19:52 AM PDT by KierkegaardMAN
SOUTHWEST HARBOR, Maine (AP) — These lobsters are going to pot in more ways than one.
A Maine lobster pound is banking on using marijuana to try to make cooking the crustaceans a little more humane. The business, Charlotte's Legendary Lobster Pound in Southwest Harbor, is owned by a registered medical marijuana caregiver.
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The jokes write themselves ...
POT head lobsters for the boiling POT cooked by a POT head.....what next??
The title should say “in Maine.” They’re not trying to be mean.
In mean?..................
Do the toxins from the marijuana become part of the edible portions of the lobster?
Which causes more distress to the lobster? Giving it hallucinations and paranoia while forcing THC and other toxins into its blood stream, or simply chopping off its head?
This is sort of stupid, I mean do they really know if THC even has an effect on crustaceans, and if so what that effect might be? Seems I recall cats freak out and don’t handle it well at all. Dude, what if they’re only freaking out those poor lobsters even worse making their boiling end even more hellish than it was?
the pain in maine falls mainly in the brain
maybe they can do this during abortions...naw, thats just a human..
Yep. They don’t need pot, nor do I. Just cook the d^3M lobsters and serve with butter!
Reminds me of the Beverly Hillbillies episode where Grannie met all the hippies in the park who wanted her to teach them how to “smoke crawdads.”
Didn’t Jordan Peterson talk about the similar neuro-biologies of humans and lobsters?
“When everyone else goes low, We go high”
This is sort of stupid, I mean do they really know if THC even has an effect on crustaceans, and if so what that effect might be? Seems I recall cats freak out and don’t handle it well at all. Dude, what if they’re only freaking out those poor lobsters even worse making their boiling end even more hellish than it was?
Your just begging for a federally funded study to answer those insightful questions aren’t you.
Can you get high from eating them?
Puts a whole new twist on ‘crab pots’...
Bake ‘em before you cook ‘em.
:: simply chopping off its head? ::
The knife should be plunged into the frontal lobe area behind the eyes and followed with a swift and decisive down-stroke to cleave the head.
The lobster is now dead.
Well, lobsters shouldn’t be forced to endure hallucinations while boiling. They need, like, cool lobster stuff.
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